He’s gonna take you back to the past

Literally. This white dud will take you back to your SHITTY childhood in the 80s.

"Ayo the pizza here."

*runs downstairs and trips*

"OH NIGGA"

*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*

" augh my ears burn"

Then, he’s gonna take you back to the past and he’ll order you to never order a pizza again from your consequences…

by TheFuckinNerd February 22, 2022

hand paste

Another term for a man's demon seed.

After I finish masturbating, I play with the hand paste and make myself sticky.

by backdrft76 October 20, 2013

Pubic Penis Paste

a wonderful paste that simply gets applied to the shaft of the penis and testicles. This groundbreaking formula was founded by UNCLE PHIL, otherwise known as PHIL PUBIC. The formula has proven to increase ball circumference by at least 4 inches, also it has proven to increase penis length by 12-18 inches

Damn bro you been using that Pubic Penis Paste?

by Greasy Ball Guy February 24, 2020

Baby Paste

The stuff that Kayla makes when she is excited...

Wow, Kayla. You absolutely covered my balls in your baby paste!

by Pineapple Snapper March 1, 2018

Half Past Fucked Up

When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.

. “ hey do you wanna go to the bar”… “nah I’m half past fucked up, fuck all that noise”

by Jakeing24 October 1, 2021

Tooth Paste and Orange Juice

The best drink some one could ever make, if someone gives this to you that means that Respect+ 999 it is so good that your taste buds will die

Tooth paste and Orange juice is nectar of the gods

by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023

Pasteli

Sesame seeds "glued" together with honey and sometimes sugar. Very nutritious and delicious.

"Today I ate a piece of Pasteli" "Oh, you lucky bastard, I run put of it yesterday"

by RiceCumball May 22, 2022