Guy:Hey baby we should go to your place and go into the spring yard zone, I'mma be springing you all night
Girl: can you spindash in my special ring?
Guy: okay, get ready to handle my knuckle(s)
Girl: can you spindash in my special ring?
Guy: okay, get ready to handle my knuckle(s)
by MattIGuess August 09, 2024
yoooo yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard.
by Lucas Pennington September 23, 2021
A person who looks hot from far away, but ugly up close. Common examples include women with too much makeup, and fat guys in sweatshirts/jackets. Most apparent when playing "my team your team"
"Dude, I was checking that girl out from the bar, but when I got closer, I found out she was a 50 Yard Fakie"
MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!
MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!
by Schrodinger1008 June 27, 2010
An endearing and culturally flavorful term for an Appalachian familly's toddler-aged child whom has yet to master shitting in the appropriate receptical. The parents opt to elicit the child to roam bare-assed outdoors at home, and sequentially squat on the front lawn to relieve themselves.
"Morin', Chad. Think you might have stepped in my yard shitter's business on your way in. Think you can clean that off the carpet?"
by Anus Von Shitzen January 26, 2020
by neurotik July 06, 2009
by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 09, 2019
The 50 yard line defines the haircut of an aging man of color going bald, to hide the male pattern baldness one shaves the hair off the front half of the head, as the halfway point of a football field is the "50 yard line" see Sherman Hemsley.
by kyirol February 09, 2014