race card

A list of runners and riders, the weight they carry and the distance and conditions of a horse race.

Chinaski studied his race card, it was a $8000 claimer for fillies and mares of three years old and upwards, over six furlongs. Randy Rita was paying five to one.
"I'll take that any day", he thought.

by mustapha hamshandi April 05, 2007

drag race

A race for idiots who have no driving skills, running in a straight line like idiots.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

skid racing

(Verb)
1. The common rednecks way of saying drifting.
2. Originating from the mountains of Japan, drifting is how to burn the rubber off of your Nitto NT555 drag radials and make as much smoke and noise as you possibly can with your own style.

Those damn Nissans is skid racing again.

by Amp013 July 21, 2014

out of the race

A phrasal adjective used to indicate that the speaker has to leave.

See OTR.

A: Are you going to stick around and watch the next game?
B: Sorry, I'm out of the race.
A: All right, take it easy.
B: Later.

by tossage October 05, 2006

Nog Race

A game of mario kart with four players, usually on rainbow road, where friendships are broken and enemies made. The loser of this intense race is dutifully obligated to chug a quart of egg nog, usually ending with their puking the still cold nog right back up.

Man, that was one hell of a nog race last night, Tim puked everywhere.

by morales3rdnip September 13, 2011

Sack Race

When someone runs a race with their nuts or testicles out of their pants.

Yo man i sack raced Tom and i won,with my nuts out on the street.

by Panouch March 10, 2008

Race Protector

A person, usually a white liberal, tries to call a person a racist for saying any racial slur, racist comment or prejudice phrase. But if the slur, comment or phrase is against a white man it is not racist.

White Man: Ha, Pancho is such a stereotypical wet back.
Other White Man: Yes! And Darrel is a stereotypical black chicken and cool-aid man.
White Liberal: Racists! I'm gonna tell everyone you two are racists! Bitch.
White Man: I so hate any Race Protector like you.

by CJB The Issue November 04, 2010