dirt surfing

when a man, opting for non-penetration, rubs his wriggle-stick between a girl's ass mountains.

dude, i heard adam was totally dirt surfing three girls last night. it made his weiner look like an angry mexican.

by Bruno & Speedy April 8, 2010

dirt wobbles

Dirt wobbles : crusty dustys

Dirty feet

Get your dirt wobbles our of my face.

by Chicken 45 January 15, 2020

Yassified Dirt

What you become after you die.

Example: One day when we all pass on, we will become yassified dirt.

by Multigrain Cheerio Master July 17, 2022

Cheese Dirt

The orange powder substance as usually found inside a packet inside a box of Mac & Cheese.

After the mac is cooked and drained, tear open the packet and dump the "cheese dirt" in followed by the butter and milk.

by Foxingham August 20, 2016

dirt hippie

Scientific name: hippius Festivus, commonly referred to as the lesser dirt hippie. Endemic in local Burning Man circles, resides primarily in drum circles under the bridge or Venice Pier. Primarily eats what is yours. Roams in packs soliciting info on chem trails, homeopathy and antivaccine theories. Common markings include: dreadlocks, drug rugs, sacred geometry and tribal tattoos, and culturally appreciated headbands. The mating cry is often distinguished by screeches of, "Do your research!" and "Love and light!"

<Dave Attenborough> Notice the dirt hippies, seen in the wilds of Black Rock City, drinking at the common watering hole out of Nalgines they found discarded on the dance floor. Do not look them directly in the eye, unless one wants to be invited into their polyamorous relationship.

by namaste away December 28, 2020

tripping dirt

Delivering cement to a oil rig site.

I was tripping dirt all night to the rig site.

by Dentmedek October 12, 2017

Dirt Squirrel

A female that chases nuts

Wow that cindy sure is a dirt Squirrel.

by Sin Dz Nuts March 8, 2023