Noobage

A word used to describe someone who is too big of a n00b to even deserve being called a n00b. The technical definition of a Noobage, however, is what you get when you cross a n00b with a cabbage.

Guy 1: "That guy is completely pathetic. I'd bet he lives in his mom's basement."
Guy 2: "Yeah, bro. He's such a noobage!"

by Dr.Cabbage May 27, 2010

stripper noob

a stripper that is new and grossly unskilled at stripping practices, etc.

Caleb is such a stripper noob

by smuth December 22, 2008

Fuckin' Noob

a noob that just got shit on in a First-Person Shooter (CoD MW2. etc.)

head shot! what a fuckin' noob!

by headshotBIOTCH March 19, 2010

noobsicle

A noob that's shaped like a popsicle.

Player1: GUYZ I CANNUT FIND TEH SPACE BUTON!!11
Player2: Lick my cheeks noobsicle.

by ExplodingKittens August 31, 2009

noob slap

To be beaten soundly by a noob. Usually follows a long silence where the "pro" either leaves, kicks the noob, or starts ranting.

Noob123: "I won right?"
Pro1337: "Wtf...j00 h4x0r! Dis be unpossible!" *cries*

by BootlegDVD January 9, 2005

noob

noob is derived from the word 'new'
it implies that you are inexperienced
sometimes it is used as slang for 'you suck'

I once knew this noob named Eric.

by JinXXT February 23, 2007

Noob Toobing

In First-Person shooters, where a player (specifically a noob, hence "noob toobing") kills players using only grenade launchers, RPGs, Rocket launchers, or any other weapon considered cheap. While it is ok to do this once in a while, it considered just not right to do repeadedly.

"dude, stop noob toobing, it is retarded."

by IKilledKenny72 February 7, 2010