dixty-nine

When two phallically endowed individuals sodomize one another simultaneously; requires utilization of the reverse-pile driver position. Only achievable while hotdog hard. Also referred to as Yin & Wang

Some say the dixty-nine is impossible, others claim it's just a myth. All I know is that shit gay as fuck.

by BeauxGnar April 29, 2019

hollywood nine mil

The modern successor to the Hollywood Six Shooter. This pistol can fire an inordinate amount of shots before being reloaded (if that even happens.)

"That is forty shots without reloading!"
"The actor has a Hollywood Nine Mil."

by CryHavoc July 17, 2019

Dicksy Nine

A sexual position where two men have anal sex with each other at the same time.

Those two nukes are back there in the engine room dicksy nineing it up again.

by Tarheel13 November 12, 2019

Shitty-Nine

Like 69’ing, but shitting in each other’s mouths.

Man1: did you guys 69 last night?
Man2: nah bro, we shitty-nined.

by LeSleth March 8, 2020

Nosey nine

When two lovers go nostrils to nostrils (in a 69 fashion) and then proceed to breathe. When one inhales, the other exhales. And vice versa.

Her: so what’s your kink, sugarlips?
Him: Have you ever heard of a nosey nine?

“Man I just saw some lesbians doin’ a nosey nine behind that dumpster! They must really love eachother”

by Rmaen September 10, 2020

Sixty nine

Food for thought

When ur sixty ninehead at the same time you don't give it away

by Guesswhoo22 November 10, 2020

three-nine

three-nine is a pussy slayer, he is usually a great football player and pours his heart onto the field. Occasionally, you will come across a three-nine with a missing tooth. Whoever wheres number 39 on your football team is automatically a 5-star multisport athlete.

Jake: OMG! who is that sexy motherfucker?
Holden: Don't you know? that three-nine!
Jake: Oh crap, I have never seen one this close before.
Holden: We must bow down to him.
Jake and Holden: ALL HAIL THREE-NINE

by jakeyptheman December 3, 2020