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mostarded

adj. - the furthest degree of retardation.
Some of your ideas are plain dumb, but that has to be the mostarded thing you've ever said.
by JP November 8, 2003
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mustari

Nice person with nice smile. Hot and popular person. Very handsome person. He also look handsome and cute if fat. Many girl fall in love with hin but he don’t care about then and choose the only one and he not flirt with another girl.
You are likely Mustari that was handsome person in the world
by Harley55 December 29, 2017
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Squirty Mus-Tard

when a douche bag guy driving a suped up honda gets his car squirted with mustard.
"Holy shit, did you see Jeff just got Squirty Mus-Tarded"
by Kevlar01 March 31, 2010
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mustardbait

To bait a bun with a special mustard sauce...
It's generally frowned upon to put a baited bun back into the package.
I mustardbaited all day yesterday.
by Westies February 12, 2005
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Muntard

A cross between

'munt' and 'retard'

used as an DESCRIPTION of a person when something happens to make them look both ugly and stupid.

NOTE: This is not a gratuitous offence towards people that look different and are mentally deficient, this is ONLY applicable in it's serious sense to people that look ugly due to their own fault ie. ridiculous make up, smearing poo on their head, etc and when they are otherwise intelligent but make a cock up 'wheres my hat' - he asks holding it in his hand.
A man falls in monkey wee because he was showing off, trying to do ballet.

he is now covered in monkey wee and thus looks munting and the ballet was stupid.

Therefore, HE IS A MUNTARD

It was a MUNTARDED thing to do
by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade December 25, 2009
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muntard

Jade Goodie is such a muntard!
by esqo December 9, 2008
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muntard

Conjunction of munted + retard = muntard.
A person who is already a bit of a retard who does something stupid,becomes a muntard.
"Yeah, Mike was a bit of retard back in the day but once he started working with Jen he turned into a bit of a muntard"
by Nelly Retardo November 5, 2006
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