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Jasper Murphy

A bad motherfucker, the baddest motherfucker in all of the land. He is also referred to the baddest jit of all fucking time. Legend. Raleigh forever.
Jasper Murphy is a fucking beast”
by Broughton November 7, 2020
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Scruffy Murphy

Tee-bagging a hairy attorney.
Man, I gave Dave a Scruffy Murphy, and he loved it.
by Anharris May 23, 2017
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"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 2, 2018
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Carter Murphy

by King Ralph III August 5, 2022
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Caleb Murphy

Sexy, Good with girls, Gets pussy, and gets asses
by Caleb Murphy December 8, 2017
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Dan Murphy

Sexy cunt, clarkeys best mate, Liverpool ultra since 2003, propa belta
by Swuduusud May 29, 2019
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