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2 definitions by Coach Jackson

Smurphy

Sperm that splashes and makes a mess.

He left his smurphy all over her face after she sucked him off.

by Coach Jackson December 3, 2021

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Murphy-Jarvis

When a drivers Ed students hit the barrel while parallel parking during the drivers test.

You failed your drivers test by pulling a Murphy-Jarvis!

by Coach Jackson December 3, 2021

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