moronavirus

A virus related to COVID-19 that affects both sides of the political spectrum. Symptoms are either intense overreaction or extreme ignorance.

Moronavirus patient #1: How dare you step outside your house. We need to keep locked down until we find a vaccine.
Response: Really? Do you realize over 25% of the population could die from poverty, stress, or suicide if we do that?
Moronavirus patient #2: COVID-19 is a hoax. Let's go out and party, party, party.
Response: What's wrong with you? My friend died of COVID-19. Do you want to keep us shut down forever and get orher people sick?

by Boxcar Bob May 26, 2020

oxy moron

Two words that mean the opposite.

Jumbo shrimp, bush and peace etc.

by <<<funyone>>> May 13, 2005

True Moron

One who is actually a moron. One who is not just called a moron, but actually is a moron.

A: "Soccer is boring"
B: "You're wrong, soccer is the best sport on the face of the earth. It's so obvious because people all over the world like it and it's possible for someone elses opinion to be wrong."
A: "Dude, you are a true moron."

by Alan Smithee July 9, 2004

moron

a person who backs a vehicle into a non-moving object.

That moron just backed their 2010 Mustang into a pole!

by iamalex13 August 9, 2010

mormon prom

Prom that consists of dancing at least 2 feet from each other to leave room for the lord. Female dresses must be below the knee. Large groups of teenagers congregate behind the building to drink sparkling grape juice and pray. Drinks provided are punch bowls full of the sacrament(holy water).

Jimmy: Hey are you going to the mormon prom?
Susan:Yep, I got my family friend to buy me a nice big bottle of grape juice!

by yxzy October 19, 2015

Mormon

Of or relating to the Mormons or Church of Jesus Christ and the people of which it adheres to. They are the most lit church in the world like even better than Catholics because they got Studio C and BYU. What does the Catholic Church have? Notre Dame! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Girl: Are you Mormon?
Guy: Yeah

Girl: Nice.

by Crazy Dave 25 March 8, 2017

Inspector Moroney

This is a person of managerial status who WILL FIND OUT EVERYTHING!

Counts your lunch break times, monitors your phone calls and knows things that are literally impossible to know.

She might sit far away from you in the office but an Inspector Moroney has eyes everywhere.

"Quick we better get back from lunch before Inspector Moroney finds out."

by busyhands March 12, 2010