Usually a tall person who only talks about Russia. On special occasions, this person will celebrate the birth of The Soviet Union. This person also despises fortnite yet they are probably playing right now.
by michael467483949032 February 10, 2018
Michael a pussy ass nigga that nobody likes. He always says he's gonna fight you but backs out. Acts like he's better then every one but he's not
by Jahsehdwyane. Onfroy September 29, 2018
a very rude person immature person. They sometimes are very loud and obnoxious but at times can be a pretty funny friend. He likes to call people gay sometimes too. Hanging around him can be fun at times but also can be infuriating because he likes to yell at you a lot. He also likes loose coochie.
Man 1: Man, Michael was very mean to me today!
Man 2: Are you sure? Michael helped me with Math today.
Man 1: But didn't he crumble the paper?
Man 2: Yeah, so? At least I learned something.
Man 1: I guess so...
Man 2: Are you sure? Michael helped me with Math today.
Man 1: But didn't he crumble the paper?
Man 2: Yeah, so? At least I learned something.
Man 1: I guess so...
by Hairambe February 10, 2019
Michael is the guy who sends you hella mixed signals but you fall for him anyways. His brown eyes make you melt when he stares at you. All the girls want him, and hes nice to everyone. Hes really funny and thats part of the reason you fall. Hes addictive and lovable. If you found yourself a Michael, never let him go babe,
girl 1 : "Bro ask michael if he thinks youre hot lol"
girl 2 : "nonono he scares me ! I can't ever tell how he feels about me "
girl 2 : "nonono he scares me ! I can't ever tell how he feels about me "
by loveforages04 November 03, 2019