Michael 

An injury of the knee and ankles that occurs when a small person out dribbles an adult male playing defense. The michaeled injury can be devastating and leave sufferers more unathletic than they already were.

Dammit, that tumble weed blew across me so fast I fell out of my shoes and michaeled my ankles.

Michael by MoistCrevice July 13, 2020

Michael 

michael is a simp bitch, he will ditch every chance to play with the boys for a quick simp. his mom is super nice and i like her cooking.

Guy 1: yo you know that kid michael
Guy 2: yeah you mean that simp bitch
Guy 1:yeah what a faggot

Michael by simpPolicelol August 25, 2020

Michael 

Michael is a really nice person. He takes really good care of his friends and family. Really caring, passionate and loving. He also has a very small penis. I think it should be some sort of medical disorder for how small it really is.

E.g. "Went Jimit pulled down Michael pants in the locker room everybody laughed."

Michael by Jimbo Slice a.k January 18, 2018

Michael 

Name commonly giving to little fag boys who dont have big dicks and suck at fortnite. Commonly found that they have much smaller brain than the Colin species. Michael is known for being really boring and often have no friends. No one wants to be around a michael

Oh look, its michael, let's go this way so he doesn't wanna talk to us

Michael by Cfitch August 1, 2019

Michael 

A fucking downy

Guy 1: Yo, michael is a fucking retard
Guy 2: Yea you right he so damn dumb

Michael by HlpIHveRay September 2, 2018

michael 

The best character in Be More Chill. Jeremy betrayed him. But Michael still gave him red Mountain Dew because the squip is an ###

Jeremy decided to ignore Michael because he wanted to upgrade the squip.

michael by A A A A AA A A A A A A A AA A6 April 21, 2018

Michael 

Usually Shy Of Girls And dates fat bitches

Your pulling a Michael

Michael by Kathy serg May 21, 2018