Asaiah's meal

Created by Asaiah Oragbon, Asaiah's McDonald's meal is a yet to be official assortment of items on the McDonald's menu. It simply consists of: A medium drink followed by two double cheese burgers with the ketchup and mustard replaced with spicy pepper sauce (which is the sauce from the spicy crispy chicken sandwich), with a large fry, and a Mcflurry with added caramel. NOTE: This sumounts several calories so if you plan on eating anything else later, try eating light

Jake: I got the infamous Asaiah's meal today

Trisha: You might not want to eat anything for a bit
Jake: Yeah I'm stuffed!

by dragonlightning515 December 22, 2024

Fifth Meal

The person one drunkenly contacts to hook up, only after enjoying post-bar fast food. Based off the late night "fourth meal" promotion from Taco Bell.

Bro, that crunchwrap was clutch. Gonna hit up Amber for a little Fifth Meal. Ignore the noise.

by BarManBT September 6, 2025

Penguin Meal

A regurgitation of food into the mouth.

This stems from the male penguin, who is known to save a small amount of food in its stomach to give to the newly hatched chick. It's the first meal given in anticipation of the mother's arrival back from the catch.

"Just burped up a penguin meal, yuk."

by Ambiguous MrE November 7, 2025

$3 Meal Deal

Just Something To Get You By

"This $3 meal deal is pretty sweet, huh?" The man replies, "It's pretty good," then Ben says, "The Cheetos are a $1.79… This is just something to get you by, you know?"

by Squirtle1200 December 12, 2025

Oven Meal

A Jewish woman you'd save from the ovens in exchange for sexual favours

Have you seen shira? Shes such an oven meal.
~Cillian

by Cillian4206969420 January 27, 2025

Big man happy meal

Getting a blow job while eating McNuggets off your girls back

My girl gave me the big man happy meal for dinner

by Ifyoucantcuminhercumonher February 10, 2025

The Happy Meal

Sitting down receiving a blowjob from your wife or girlfriend while enjoying a Happy Meal and using her bent-over back as a table to put your Happy Meal on.

Honey, I picked up McDonald's. Are you good with doing The Happy Meal for me?

by Wigman87 February 12, 2025