if you fuck up this gcse you will fuck up your whole entire life and have absolutely no chance of a good future. if you are good at maths consider yourself blessed, i dont want to ever hear a single person say "ah bro i got a 7 and i wanted a 9" when there are people out here barely getting a grade 4.
i am currently writing this whilst raging at maths revision.
i am currently writing this whilst raging at maths revision.
Abdi: "Bro failed his maths gcse, now hes gonna have to be flipping burgers at some 1 star hygiene rated local kebab shop."
by chimpslayer60 November 6, 2022

"Ugh, I have algebra next period and I'm dreading it. I seriously can't math.
"OMG, the cash register broke and the barista couldn't figure out what change to give me from a thirty cent purchase. Trustafarians can't math."
"OMG, the cash register broke and the barista couldn't figure out what change to give me from a thirty cent purchase. Trustafarians can't math."
by EVOLVE April 4, 2017

Something simple that doesn’t need an explanation. Something that is basic, obvious or common sense. Something that isn’t rocket science.
Malcom: what happened wit you and old girl?
Don: She was on some Trump shit and I wasn’t for it. It’s basic math.
Don: She was on some Trump shit and I wasn’t for it. It’s basic math.
by iamanthonydean May 23, 2019

A neophyte's approach to understanding financial problems using calculations that may result in a wide +/- margin of error. Generally Simcoe math is used to broadly prove a point the user is trying to make, allowing a "rough estimate" to masquerade as a definitive answer.
Named after a region in Canada famous for being satisfied with results which may only have a tenuous connection to the truth.
Named after a region in Canada famous for being satisfied with results which may only have a tenuous connection to the truth.
"Guys—I'm just doing a bit of Simcoe math here on the back of this napkin, and it looks like we have just enough cash left for another round of Warthogs!"
by Cowtown Kid January 14, 2021

It is the math used for winnings in casinos that does not take into account of how much was spent to win it..
Person #1 "I won $100 last night" Person #2 "yea, but you spent $300 to win it, that is casino math"
by Spuds McKensy April 1, 2011

Using some math to see if a certain amount of (((cookies))) could have been put in the “oven” in a certain amount of time
Matt: I’m having a big potluck in 4 years and I need to bake 6 million cookies, but no matter how I look at it I can’t make it work
James: You should have done your cookie math, man.
James: You should have done your cookie math, man.
by anonymous October 28, 2020

by Messiur September 18, 2022
