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Get the Moist Milton mug.A terrible disease separated into 4 stages, one worst than the other
Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late
Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late
Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late
Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late
Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late
Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late
Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Bob aka "Guy 9": "ayo wassup ma homies wunna do a collab tugetha?"
Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN
John: ON IT
Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN
John: ON IT
by dollarstoreartist November 27, 2022
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Mr.MacTonight also a Roblox exploiter who don't even know how to code a LuaU
Mr.MacTonight also a Roblox exploiter who don't even know how to code a LuaU
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I'm gonna give him a George Milton in the car so he's more docile when he meets my parents for the first time.
by Uncle Jidge May 31, 2023
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He’s a very amazing boyfriend and if you have him in your life your very lucky because I am truly to have him in my life, this boy is amazing and so smart and he doesn’t think he is but he truly is and also is there for anybody no matter how much he has gone there . If you lose him that’s on you because you wouldn’t want him to not be in your life, this is also a boy who has went through so much and still manage to be there for everyone else .
Jada : “Izaiah Maldonado is always there and I never wish to lose him”
Bella: “I can tell he truly is a amazing person for you and everyone else”
Bella: “I can tell he truly is a amazing person for you and everyone else”
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