n.- A thick, frozen feces stick, made by taking a large, gooey turd, wrapping it in plastic wrap, and placing in the freezer. The yule log is, when hardened by freezing, employed in masturbation.
by ZAN*** November 22, 2003
Get the Yule logmug. What is shouted when someone throws their feces. Similar to shouting "frag out" when throwing a hand grenade.
by Logging out March 29, 2010
Get the log outmug. n. When a male gets a boner when they wake up from a long sleep.
Usually they might have a nocturnal admission during it.
Usually they might have a nocturnal admission during it.
Friend named eric:"John your gay" John "No i not i have a morning Log when i was thinking about u" Eric " John your a dumbass and stop raping me"
by mr.smarts January 26, 2011
Get the Morning Logmug. A "log party" a party in which the host or hostess does not know hot to throw a proper party, in such a case it is required that someone head to the main toilet being used at said party and discretely without alerting anyone or drawing attention, punish that bowl like never before, leaving a huge log! being sure to wipe the feces and stick the paper to sides of bowl to give the full effects of your master piece!
As disgusting as it is, the excrement is never aloud to leave the direct boundaries of the toilet bowl.
The person punishing the toilet, "The Punisher" is required immediately after to exit the party telling at least one bro.
The host or hostess, "The Punished" is left with the sad realization that their party blows and the task of cleaning the mess.
Rum bum or beer shits is mandatory.
As disgusting as it is, the excrement is never aloud to leave the direct boundaries of the toilet bowl.
The person punishing the toilet, "The Punisher" is required immediately after to exit the party telling at least one bro.
The host or hostess, "The Punished" is left with the sad realization that their party blows and the task of cleaning the mess.
Rum bum or beer shits is mandatory.
The Punisher: HAHAHA I TOTALLY DESTROYED THE TOILET AT THAT LOG PARTY LAST NIGHT!
The Punished: I was up all night cleaning up my bathroom.. i dont think i will ever be able to get the scene out of my mind.
The Punished: I was up all night cleaning up my bathroom.. i dont think i will ever be able to get the scene out of my mind.
by BilleMerkin August 21, 2010
Get the Log Partymug. by $LAYER November 7, 2005
Get the bump on a logmug. An adjective for a long piece of wood that has holes drilled into it that pirates use as a dutch wife to release sexual tension. Each hole is drilled approximately one body length apart so a long line of pirates can sodomize the wood simultaneously. The resulting effect is that the wood used to pleasure the pirates has become covered in cum. When the piece of wood no longer retains its natural rigidness, it is said to be "cum-logged."
Aargh matey, that bit of wood is cum-logged. Throw it overboard to Davy Jones's locker and put in a new piece of wood. Pirates want a dutch wife that isn't a big soggy mess, they like a little bit of roughness they do. Aargh!
by Alex Davis March 29, 2008
Get the cum-loggedmug. 1. v. (log ing out) The skill of being able to stack your shits on top of one another, as if building a wall.
2. adv. (log-ging out) The act of randomly taking your semi hard cock out through the zipper hole in ones jeans, while leaving the button buttoned, and stroking slowly in a downward motion.
2. adv. (log-ging out) The act of randomly taking your semi hard cock out through the zipper hole in ones jeans, while leaving the button buttoned, and stroking slowly in a downward motion.
1. ie: "Dude! That chick didnt flush man! Come look at this,, bitch was Logging out! And good at it too!"
2. ie: "Bro! You must have been Hammered last night! You kept Logging out in front of those girls."
2. ie: "Bro! You must have been Hammered last night! You kept Logging out in front of those girls."
by SeanyB September 26, 2010
Get the Logging outmug.