Yule log

n.- A thick, frozen feces stick, made by taking a large, gooey turd, wrapping it in plastic wrap, and placing in the freezer. The yule log is, when hardened by freezing, employed in masturbation.
I saw your mom lick the yule log last nite after she stick it in her coocheroo.
by ZAN*** November 23, 2003
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log out

What is shouted when someone throws their feces. Similar to shouting "frag out" when throwing a hand grenade.
LOG OUT!! <Throws feces> at a homosexual homophobe.
by Logging out March 29, 2010
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Morning Log

n. When a male gets a boner when they wake up from a long sleep.

Usually they might have a nocturnal admission during it.
Friend named eric:"John your gay" John "No i not i have a morning Log when i was thinking about u" Eric " John your a dumbass and stop raping me"
by mr.smarts January 26, 2011
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Log Party

A "log party" a party in which the host or hostess does not know hot to throw a proper party, in such a case it is required that someone head to the main toilet being used at said party and discretely without alerting anyone or drawing attention, punish that bowl like never before, leaving a huge log! being sure to wipe the feces and stick the paper to sides of bowl to give the full effects of your master piece!

As disgusting as it is, the excrement is never aloud to leave the direct boundaries of the toilet bowl.

The person punishing the toilet, "The Punisher" is required immediately after to exit the party telling at least one bro.

The host or hostess, "The Punished" is left with the sad realization that their party blows and the task of cleaning the mess.

Rum bum or beer shits is mandatory.
The Punisher: HAHAHA I TOTALLY DESTROYED THE TOILET AT THAT LOG PARTY LAST NIGHT!

The Punished: I was up all night cleaning up my bathroom.. i dont think i will ever be able to get the scene out of my mind.
by BilleMerkin August 22, 2010
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bump on a log

Someone that just sucks at their job and just doesn't seem to think much.
George W. Bush

Bush is just a bump on a log.
by $LAYER November 07, 2005
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qweef log

A small schedule of how many times a woman has qweefed.
Hey Sandy, did you make a new qweef log today?
by Ermac1234 January 02, 2006
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Logging out

1. v. (log ing out) The skill of being able to stack your shits on top of one another, as if building a wall.

2. adv. (log-ging out) The act of randomly taking your semi hard cock out through the zipper hole in ones jeans, while leaving the button buttoned, and stroking slowly in a downward motion.
1. ie: "Dude! That chick didnt flush man! Come look at this,, bitch was Logging out! And good at it too!"

2. ie: "Bro! You must have been Hammered last night! You kept Logging out in front of those girls."
by SeanyB September 25, 2010
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