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Magic Jeffrey

The act of sticking the rim of a glass bottle into one's rectal cavity proceeded by defecating into it. After the turd has come out of the butt, the user must now turn upside down so the turd that was recently inside them, is now back where it belongs.
I went to a party where I had to do a "Magic Jeffrey". Suffice to say, I didn't shit for five days.
by Michael Veerman November 22, 2011
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Long Jeffrey

(n) Erection. An erect penis. Hard-on. Boner.
Can't a guy just get a long jeffrey while making out?
by bonethegreat August 19, 2014
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Slippery Jeffery

To short cut like a boss, be led or lead to a place of unspeakable possibilities, fastest way to awesomeness
"Mate hit this slippery jeffery on ya left.... do it.... you'll thank me later"
by Fakejoote July 15, 2015
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Trav Jeffrey

To push your dick between your legs so it looks like a weird looking vagina.

A dick that looks like a vagina
Jesus, you guys see Silence of the Lambs? I still get nightmares from when buffalo Bill Trav Jeffrey’d his dick like that.
by RoastofZeal January 25, 2018
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andrew jeffries

A crazy haired freak that sits isolated from the worl in order to hide his insecurities. He is unable to see when a girl likes him and just pretends to be straight in order to hide that he's secretly gay.
Girl 1: Damn you see him over there?
Girl 2: Yes, he's such an Andrew Jeffries
by TwattyMatt November 24, 2019
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jack jeffries

An absolute cunt. Cunt. Cunt. Cunt. I love you really cunt.
by MJ2003 April 16, 2020
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Willy Jeffy

To use a rolled up cigar of tobacco or marijuana in a sexual act to penetrate the vagina or anus, then light it in your mouth.
Man, I heard he pulled a Willy Jeffy on his secretary.
by Disobiwan April 14, 2021
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