by Fact Teller 67 February 16, 2020
Get the Jaredmug. by Baracoustic May 15, 2023
Get the Jared Punzalanmug. jared is my baby. and he is awesome. jared is the best of the best and i love jared so much. :)
also the most sexy man in the world. (no ones better than him)
-tiffany
also the most sexy man in the world. (no ones better than him)
-tiffany
''Yeah that guy's pretty hot, but he's not Jared.''
by jared is my baby February 1, 2021
Get the jaredmug. Nawala’s finest drug dealer
by Gavin Bertram Klyn November 23, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. That guy that probably has a folder of furry porn on his computer, thats a Jared. The scent of him is like a slut hanging around just a bit too long at a truck shop, or a greasy corndog left too long in the sun at a renaissance festival.
A Jared is quite often the only man in the room to bring up his trip to Rainfurrest and how it wasn't so bad. He may also be the guy who sets jars of cum on the window to let others know this is his territory. A man who will openly say he has only one waifu, and her name is Fluttershy. All around a nice dude that takes this too far and smells like a mistake.
A Jared is quite often the only man in the room to bring up his trip to Rainfurrest and how it wasn't so bad. He may also be the guy who sets jars of cum on the window to let others know this is his territory. A man who will openly say he has only one waifu, and her name is Fluttershy. All around a nice dude that takes this too far and smells like a mistake.
by Sentientbagel May 7, 2020
Get the Jaredmug. 
Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.
by Christophlak June 18, 2024
Get the Jared's Earsmug.