no pants day

A national holiday usually celebrated in australia on May 5th in which you wear no pants or shorts over your underwear.

I was pimping down the streets all nonchalant on May 5th when i saw someone with no pants and realized it was "no pants day".

by MonkeyPimp April 4, 2006

Poon Pants

A term for a woman's loose short-shorts, giving a clear view of the poon, or vagina.

Dude A:

yo dude, check out that chick's vag.
Dude B:
yeah man, with those Poon Pants, u can totally see her lady business.

by Bnjmn07 January 10, 2010

Girl Pants

Probly the most offensive word off a 6 year old. It is derived from Wayne off the Cramp Twins and little shit like to immitate him so they can pretend to be tough in front of all the other kids.

Boy Aged 6:Hey, You're a girl pants.

Boy aged 10: Go and fuck yourself you little moron.

by Bryanttie April 7, 2009

pillow pants

This is the term used by Elias in the widely popular movie Clerks 2. This is used to describe the "troll" in a girls pooter that bites of the dick of any man who sticks his dick in it until after the 21st birthday of the girl.

I hope this girl's parents forgot to put a pillow pants in her.

by ZachG5390 July 23, 2006

Liar Pants

(adj) Someone or something wearing the pants of a liar at any given lying time.
2. Theresa Collins

Wow, I do not believe your last statement, therefore, you must be a liar pants.

by Simplywest February 7, 2006

Pants Penis

the part up the pants on the zipper that bends up when you sit down to look like a penis. Mostly occurs when wearing jeans.

Girl 1: How did it go with Johnny last night?
Girl 2: It didn't start off too good. When I walked in I thought he was really happy to see me. Turns out it was just a pants penis.

by Mr. Pants Penis September 28, 2009

Kirked in the Pants

Being well endowed in the male nether-regions. Length particularly impressive.

Person One: " I went running with John yesterday, Jesus, I can still here the sound his "equipment" slapping his lower thigh"

Person Two: " Yea, he is really Kirked in the Pants!"

by Pissy Calorie June 16, 2011