Mitchell van Hoof

Mitchell loves clash royale, he likes to fuck all of the different cards and gets gang banged multiple times a day by hog riders. some may call him a cock rider. He also looks like a goblin giant.

" Omg look at mitchell Van Hoof, he has cum all over his face from the hog riders. He is such a cock rider."

by footballnerd69 May 16, 2022

Not A Hoovy

A title given to a person who gives a large amount of blowjobs. The antonym to Billy Jones.

"Woah, that guy is a complete Not A Hoovy. Look! He just brought another guy in the alleyway! Ugh!"

by TheOneWhoTitles September 23, 2023

ahh hoo hoo hooey

The Goofy Noise that you yell when you're about to nut but manage to slip and fall off the bed before it can enter her pussy.

Upon hearing him yell ahh hoo hoo hooey, she knew she was going to save money that would've been spent on child care.

by BluRazzKookaburra December 12, 2024

Hoboken Horse Hoof

When you are about to get multiball and some shitfucker hits you in the grundle with a double knuckle screw job.

I was ass deep in a game of Godzilla when some shitfucker blasted me with a full on Hoboken Horse Hoof! I had to go to the emergency urologist!

by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025

A horse foot without a hoof

Something you really don't wanna see

1: Hey, you wanna see a Horse foot without a hoof?
2: sure ig
1: *shows
2: EEEUGGHHH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT LOOKS LIKE A MEAT ACORDION WITH NERVE ENDINGS SPROUTING OUT

by anonymous October 30, 2025