Hockey Jockey

A "Hockey Jockey" is when a girl is riding a guy violently hard, while continuously punching him in the face; inevitably causing a broken nose, split lips & loss of teeth, while also causing the guy to blow the hardest load he ever has in his life.

Dude1: Holy Fuck! What the fuck happened to his face?! And why the fuck is he smiling?!

Dude2: His girl Hockey Jockey 'd the fuck out of him last night. His fucking balls exploded. This is the happiest I've ever seen that creepy fucker in his life!

by Jaty Kraytill May 25, 2009

clark the canadian hockey goalie

a great sterotypical video on youtube about canadian hockey players playing baseball. great canadian vocabulary including u fricken hoser, and what are you talking aboot.

clark the canadian hockey goalie says, "u fricken hoser"

by boots13 March 22, 2009

Bees and Honey

Cockney rhyming slang for money

I need som bees and honey to get a something for my Ocean Pearl.

by Kazman December 20, 2004

ice hockey player

A HOCKEY PLAYER-"The best kind of person in the world. The cockiest, toughest, most talented group of athletes in the universe. Not afraid to live the dream until they are like 35 then realize they never made it anywhere. Ladies love us. Guys want to be us.We are the soul of the universe."Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, glove saves, countless hours of practice, bag skates, thousands of dollars, robbin d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, pick up, fights, let downs, miracles, game winners, ice every day, talking shit, backing that shit up with action, being hit so hard u cant see staight, hitting so hard they dont get up, getting concussions, handin 'em out, best friends, good times but most of all - the game, hockey

Dany Heatly, Cam Janssen, Donald Brashear, Ray Emery, etc. An ice hockey player is amazing.

by ruppythebrute March 18, 2008

h. e. double hockeysticks

It means “Hell” as a hockey stick's shape is akin to the letter “L” so, add two “L” after H and E and it spells Hell.

You are going to h. e. double hockeysticks you sinner!

by Yvan Blais August 18, 2006

Angry Hockey Player

This can only be used in the North East and only in Winter. While your having sex doggie style you pull you partners shirt up over her head (like a fight in the NHL) then punch her repeatedly in the back of the head until you shoot your load (puck) into her goal.

I went skating with your sister last night and gave her an Angry Hockey Player.

by StanMill August 29, 2005

honey dill sauce

a combination of mayo, honey, some finely chopped fresh dill and maybe a tiny bit of mustard. incredibly versatile. goes well with chicken (in any form), french fries, hash browns and i've seen some people eat it with pork. absolutely delicious and irreplaceable. if you don't like honey dill sauce there is something wrong with you.

"chick fings please"
"You want honey dill sauce with those fings?"
"uh, DUH!"

by guitarhero2 March 7, 2012