A filthy, run-down house filled with strappers. Plaster, spilled beer, stale cigarette smoke and asbestos abound as disreputable activities continue round-the-clock. A place where drunken, destructive assholes can congregate with like-minded strappers and drink until they spew, then continue drinking. A crack house - crack + acid + mushrooms + speed + DMT + shitty weed + heady nugs. The sort of place where you party real, real hard, with burn marks on everything and graffiti genitalia drawn all over the walls. A nasty ass basement to jam in. We've all heard some fantastic music played here. Percy used to chill here all the time. If Four Loko was a house, this would be it.
If you're lucky, your strap house has a huge abandoned Masonic temple next door.
If you're lucky, your strap house has a huge abandoned Masonic temple next door.
We got really wasted on four loko the other night over at fuckin straptown and dropped acid at 3 AM on a weekday then we went in the temple and tripped over a dead hooker and bled to death on all the broken glass. Then we went back to the bonfire out back & took more acid. Fuckin strap house.
by Lester the Bum May 5, 2011
Get the strap house mug.Easily the most underrated dream pop band of the 21st century. Victoria Legrand and Alex Scally are lyrical geniuses that have managed to stay under the radar for many years, creating an especially tight and niche fanbase. Beach house is an addiction for the soul and is also treated as a form of therapy for many individuals.
by mbvbitch July 3, 2021
Get the Beach House mug.A Texas Hold 'em hand in which you have three pairs. This hand is worthless, despite looking very good, and the player holding a Canadian Full House will usually jokingly try to take the pot with it.
Dealer: "OK, show me a winner." Player A: "straight" Player B: "three of a kind" Player C: "oh yeah bitches, Canadian Full House, SUCK IT EH!"
by elguapo702 February 8, 2010
Get the Canadian Full House mug.The act of taking an especially foul, loud and wet poop while someone else is taking a hot, steamy shower. The mixture of the poop stench and the moisture from the shower creates an environment reminiscent of a stinky Turkish bath.
Kasey: "Oh God what's that smell? Are you taking a shit?!"
Tom: "Yeah, I ate a lot of Greek food."
Kasey: " It's like a Turkish Bath House in here."
Tom: "Yeah, I ate a lot of Greek food."
Kasey: " It's like a Turkish Bath House in here."
by Colonel Clownshoes May 3, 2014
Get the Turkish Bath House mug.by TechnobladeNevaDies January 20, 2023
Get the The waffle house mug.A woman who does nothing all day except wear suggestive clothes around the porch and flirts with the men in the hood. Originally the term was used to describe former "ladies of the evening" who shacked up with men who own home grown speakeasys, or bootleggers.
by Marleau Sterling October 5, 2006
Get the house slut mug.Felix got made redundant so he became the housedad to the five kids, the goat, three salamanders, a budgie, five cats from next door and the vacuum cleaner. His wife started a very successful junk mail collection and recycling business. He's never been happier in his life! She's never been happier in her life!
by playBunny September 16, 2007
Get the housedad mug.