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hardcore gamer

A sorry excuse for a human being that spends way too much time sitting on their fat ass playing videogames, and no time drinking and getting pussy. If they have any friends, they are also hardcore gamers, and therefore also a disgrace to humanity.

Hardcore gamers can be spotted quite easily. They usually wear gay ass Atari and Nintendo shirts, and can usually be seen either alone or with a few other gamerqueers, playing Dungeons and Dragons (or whatever). They will never be seen with a female. Ever.

They are characterized by an extreme phobia of even thinking of talking to even an average looking girl, freakishly high test scores in math and science, no job, overweightness or obesity (although in some cases they are skinny little pencil pricks), and a tendancy to talk about the latest Star Trek episode.
by haji killa January 9, 2009
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Happy Hardcore

music to listen to when in an altered state of mind.
p1:shit, it feels like im in the music!
by tk December 3, 2003
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hardcore pansy

hardcore kid

A kid who is hardcore, yet frequently embraces their femine side. Thus making it one of the biggest contradictions ever.
Derek is a hardcore pansy; he likes mosh pits and dressing up like a fairy. He also likes romantic movies and extreme sports.
by INvich September 11, 2006
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Hardcore Kid

A hardcore kid is someone who loves bands like whitechapel, parkway drive, carnifex and many things untold. They go to small intimate gigs at tiny venues.
Hardcore girls tend to have straight hair. They normally wear skinny jeans, dolly shoes or slip ons, checkered shirts and a hoodie. It's a little like indie style.
Hardcore guys have straight hair which normally has a fringe that sweeps across their face. They wear, skinny jeans, bootcut jeans or shorts, band tees or shirts, slip ons or skate shoes and a hoodie.
Hardcore kids hate scene kids and think they are just a bunch of posers.

Be careful not to get hardcore and indie mixed up.
by EmilyEmergency February 18, 2009
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hardcore scene

wrong hxc secne u must be thinkin metal heads hxc kids=gauages tight jeans shirst hair over 1 eye track jakets hardcore dancing etc
by die2hope October 9, 2004
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Polka Hardcore

A very intense form of music and/or dance created by The Corsetts they own/rock/will kick your ass if you're not cool and still try to master Polka Hardcore. Polka Hardcore is only for hardcore kids, not teeny boppers, posers, gangstas, scene/emo kids or pot heads/coke fiends. Polka Hardcore requires massive amounts of training sometimes 20 hours a day and heavy cash donations to the creators The Corsetts or else they'll own you. Ninjas are naturally Polka Hardcore masters.
"I'm giving all my money to The Corsetts because Polka Hardcore is better than having a house."

"Pfft. I'm giving up sex for Polka Hardcore because Polka Hardcore is one huge orgasm."

"I wanna be a ninja so i can Polka Hardcore."
by DivaDevin October 14, 2005
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the hardcore kids

a currently underground, up-and-coming tv series, rumored to hit the web sometime in the near future..hopefully next fall. it started in the boondocks of maine by a group of teenagers. so far it's only really been heard of in maine and parts of massachusetts, (as far as i know) but it's pretty sweet. it takes place in a made up city based in california called QV, and it's about teenage life. it's a really genunine, raw show, they're not afraid to swear and talk about feelings, and the humor's really sick.
"I wonder what you're doing, right now. Maybe you're practicing your perfect model
face. I like the "I'm happy to see you, spike" face a lot better, myself. Or the real smile. The smile
that I'll probably never see again. Not your "Go to hell" smile, either. Your real, geniune smile. You're pretty no matter what, but you're thirty times as beautiful when you smile..it brings back memories.
Memories that sometimes I want to cling to- and sometimes I wish would just leave me alone.
They're haunting me. Everywhere I turn, everything I look at, everywhere I go- there's something
that makes me think of you. It triggers me. Into thinking..what could we have been? Could that have been me?"

a quote from spike, one of my fav. characters.^ the hardcore kids gets pretty damn intense but i love it. :)
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