Tree Guy

A rugged man who cuts down trees and drives a big dump truck. He is sexy and hot. He typically smells like a fresh pine tree. The only man on earth who can take my breath away with a glance. Just to hear his voice gives me butterflies and makes my heart beat faster. He is on my mind everyday. When he calls me I light up with excitement.

Tree guy just looked at me and I am burning up with desire.

by wandaful February 3, 2010

Purple Guy

sexy mother fucker

We were behind Purple Guy after Computer Science

Wooo

by secretstudent123 June 8, 2021

Cat Guy

A hipster-like (but not pure hipster) teen in his prime. You can often find in his natural habitat which is the big city. His easy-going attitude has confined to a bike for primary transportation. Proceed with caution, this kid is fuckin' crazy.

You see that chick with the Cutie With A Tootie Fruity Booty? Cat Guy would be all over that.

by cardschamps June 12, 2011

Computer guy

The go to guy for all of your computer repair needs. You all know him in a way. Sitting in your class with a laptop running some weird OS you don't recognize, always speaking more in technical terminology and numbers than plain English. Often quiet and somewhat introverted, the computer guy is always willing to lend a helping hand to someone in dire technological straits. Often more friendly and less odorous than other varieties of his kind such as the computer nerd or Linux fanatic.

Distraught student: Ah man, I think my computer ate my report!
Friend: No sweat, go talk to computer guy. I think he lives on second floor of the next hall.

by M.C. HARDDrive December 9, 2008

Dream Guy

A guy whose character is not swayed by the mainstream. He has depth, so he sees things differently. The opposite of a fuckboy. Aka any male lead from any 80s ROM COM ever. Ex: Jake Ryan, Ronald Miller, etc.

There are fuckboys everywhere! The dream guy def needs to make a comeback. *sighs in Spanish*

by floweryinsides September 30, 2016

Sweet-Guy

A male, who is very sweet to the ladies, he's so sweet every girl friend zones him. He also has gets played and cheated on left and right. He get's tired of girls hurting him, so he decides to do crazy and daring things.

Girl 1: He is such a sweet-guy, let's his life.
Girl 2: Okay, let's lead him on and then date a douche bag.
Girl 1: You read my mind!

by ThaGoldenRod June 23, 2012

safe guy

A guy in the friendzone.

Someone who gets cuddled by girls, who have no fear that said guy will amount to anything beyond current friendship.

Boredlines on being called a girl's "older brother".

Safe Guy: "Man, she's really touchy, letting me hold her and stuff. I think she's into me."

Guy: "I actually don't think so. You're pretty much in the friendzone...you're her safe guy."

by iklepti2 October 27, 2008