when your best friend messes up, you say "great going girlfriend" usually accociated with boys, and said sarcastically
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Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: taking her out, buying her things, paying for incidentals. Can also refer to the non-monetary price: time, missed opportunities with other women, real/feigned emotional support.
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Get the G-GILF mug.Someone you are seeing for awhile, and even though you get introduced to her friends and family and spent valentine's day weekend with her in scenic cabin out somewhere, she still won't be referred to as "girlfriend". There can be almost-boyfriends, too, I suppose.
Yesterday I went to the wedding of my almost-girlfriend's cousin and her mother asked me if my knee is doing better.
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When experienced, males tend to exert feelings of hatred towards 'girlfriend' and exclaim indicated hatred to others. Remarkably, he will never mention a word of this to 'girlfriend.' This phenomenon must be directly linked to the mind control powers only bestowed by the vagina.
These mind control powers are the bane of males, and are only known of when one is already choking on the tainted waters called 'relationship.' And it seems, even when informed, the male will deny any such power over him until the previous stated situation occurs.
One can only say "I told you so."
When experienced, males tend to exert feelings of hatred towards 'girlfriend' and exclaim indicated hatred to others. Remarkably, he will never mention a word of this to 'girlfriend.' This phenomenon must be directly linked to the mind control powers only bestowed by the vagina.
These mind control powers are the bane of males, and are only known of when one is already choking on the tainted waters called 'relationship.' And it seems, even when informed, the male will deny any such power over him until the previous stated situation occurs.
One can only say "I told you so."
When I was young and naive, I wanted a 'girlfriend' so I could fuck her as often as my penis would remain erect. But as I matured and observed the animalistic behavior of the female, I realized that I was taking my soul for granted, and chose to stay away.
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