Grandma Lip

When a girl is giving head and her top lip goes under her teeth, and gives her the appearance of an old woman missing her dentures.

"Damn last night kelsey was giving me head and when I looked down she was grandma lippin me!"

"Ew thats gross man!"

by Osgoodslaughters June 18, 2009

Grandma Kitchen

When you have a kitchen/refrigerator filled with delicious snack food including but not limited to: Fruit Roll Ups, Pop Tarts, IBC Root Beer, Lays Ridged Potato Chips, M&M's, and all your favorite cereals.

Similar to when Grandma used to stock up on your favorite treats when she knew that you were coming over.

You're an 8 year old kid staying the weekend at your Grandma's house and you open her refrigerator to find a gallon of chocolate milk.

Grandma doesn't drink chocolate milk.

Grandma Kitchen

by Ghetto McJazz March 14, 2010

Grandma Vick

The most amazingist, most hilaaaarrrrioouss young acting grandma in the whole wide world. Loves to talk about anything, especially sex!! Loves to watch Jersey Shore and fist pumping, teen mom, 16 & preg. We always get a warm welcome of, "hey girl, heyyyyyyyy" when we walk in the door! She is very generous and adopts everyone who walks in the door. She makes the best iced tea in the world and cooks a big family dinner for anyone and everyone every Sunday. She is the best gram in the world and loved by everyone who has ever met her!!

Me - Yo, ya goin' to grandma Vick's later?

You - You know it, fool...

Me - iight G catch you on the flip side...

by Grandma Vick's peeps November 21, 2010

Grandma

A mother of a mother. If she has grandchildren , then she is a builtin free baby-sitter and or someone that can help or watch your children for you , since they don't have anything else to do.

Mother: Hey mom what are you doing tonight?

Grandma: Nothing just watching NCIS

Mother: Then can you watch Timmy for me ?

Grandma: What are you doing? Yes I can

by Some who knows! January 27, 2014

surrogate grandmother

Your mother's surrogate mother.

Amy's surrogate grandmother carried Amy's mother because Amy's real grandmother couldn't have children.

by RaiderNationLV April 27, 2014

Pickle me grandma!

An exclamation of shock or surprise when you see something amazing.

*a girl is pegged to a clothesline by her nipples, spinning around*

"PICKLE ME GRANDMA!!!!"

by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010

Grandma

A mean old hag that blames you for everything that ur younger sibling does and tries to ruin ur life. She is a fat "lady" that makes u want to kill ur self.

Girl: I'm having suicidal thoughts.
Therapist: It's probably her grandma's fault.

by A_GIRL2018 May 23, 2018