Apocalyptic Goon

When you realise the world is ending (or you are about to get inevitably murdered) so, naturally, you whip out your dick/pussy and stroke like never before, until all fades out but freak. You're gooning like there's no tomorrow, because (at least for you) there isn't any. It may also be used to disgust/confuse/arouse your killer, marginally prolonging your life.

Sargeant Doakes realised Lila was on Dexter's side, and subsequently pulled an apocalyptic goon knowing that his death was imminent. He died hard.

by Daedalus65536 February 24, 2025

Moon Gooning

Going out with Navajo Eagle Eye, blowing the head off a Buffalo, skinning an Elk, taking peyote and then gooning into the entrails whilst Eagle Eye Jelqs to supervise

Yeah me and my buds went moon gooning last night, it was a transformative experience

by BD-1's Prostate November 20, 2023

Ts is so tuff+ ts made me goon

Ts is so friggin tuff and nonchalant. Boi ts is so fire

Ts is so tuff. I goon to Lebron Ts is so tuff+ ts made me goon

by Ligmabosack April 30, 2025

Goon Clit 09

A group of people who goon and where born in 2009

“have you checked goon clit 09?” or “have you seen those goon clit 09 over there?”

by meeewe_12 October 30, 2025

Vape Goon

A Vape Goon is a person who loves to Vape and trying to make Vape Clouds identical to the ones in the sky. They always have anew Mod to show their sick Vape Tricks and always be juicin their mod. They are the president of Vape Nation and just have an oral fixation with the mouth piece of a Vape. This type of person is always seen vaping anywhere they can legally.

Danica: check out my new vape Scott! Watch my sick O's I've been working on for 7 months now.... Hold on let me get my juice so I can make Mad Clouds and do a sick french inhale for you!

Scott: Damn girl you're such a Vape Goon

Danica: But did you see my clouds Scott??

by Si1verSp00n October 24, 2018

Getting gooned

Getting gooned: To be legally “kidnapped” by 2 or more men/women (goons) working for a company your parent/guardian hired to take you to various forms of treatment centers (torture facilities).

1: “Hey, did you see the new kid? Looks like he got his shit rocked! Tough little son of a bitch”
2: “Yeah. Guy didn’t know he was getting gooned at first so he swung on the first goon. He tried to catch his punch but the kid slipped and ended up hitting his head pretty hard.”
1: “What a fucking idiot!”

by Fuckmormoms November 17, 2023

Gooning material

The stuff u watch or look at to masterbaite to

I want to touch myself but I have no gooning material 😞

by Lover girl 💗 May 24, 2025