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Faux Funeral

A non traditional funeral-like ceremony or gathering in honor of someone who has passed away. Usually serves as an alternative to a funeral when one is not desired. It is a celebration of the life of a particular individual held by the loved ones they left behind.
Johnny didn't believe in funerals so we had a faux funeral Saturday afternoon.
by PeaseyGrl February 28, 2011
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butt funnel

1. Sadly there is such a thing as a butt funnel. It is a funnel that goes in a butt so you can see inside. It's a Japanese sex toy. It comes with a little flashlight so you can see inside

2. Someone who is useless and obtuse.
No, don't invite that butt funnel to go with us. There are going to be women there and he always gets in the way
by Clint P. Keen April 27, 2008
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Funnel

The act of doing coke - to 'funnel' it up your nose
"Yo I just funneled six lines"
"I just picked up, lets go funnel"
by Jally Mary Jane Aard January 12, 2009
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Greek Funnel

Learned this from some South African guys. Try to picture this: Two men pull down their pants, and bend over, backing up so their butts are touching firmly. A third person puts their head on the floor (or bar) directly beneath their junk. A fourth person pours a beer through the gap created by the first two's buttcracks, this then pours into the third person's mouth.
It was so gross, those dudes over there were so twisted they did a greek funnel up on the bar last night!
by Fritz Roeth April 1, 2010
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facebook funeral

When one of your friends from Facebook must delete their facebook and you pay tribute to them with posts that were done and pics of them.
Wow, I can't believe he made her delete her Facebook, Well we have to pay tribute to her with a Facebook Funeral
by LilAl October 11, 2010
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funnel cake

To use your dong as the \"funnel\", your baby gravy as the \"cake batter\" and some hot chick\'s stomach area (near her belly button) as the frier. If you\'ve ever watched or made a funnel cake, it is now abundantly clear.
Damn! Frank was so worried about knocking up his girlfriend he pulled out and made a funnel cake!
by Frank Klaune April 26, 2005
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funerious

an adjective used to describe someone who can be funny and serious at the appropriate time. That special quality girls look for in a guy. has yet to catch on in daily conversation.
"I wish the guys our age were funerious"
by Britt47 February 13, 2009
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