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Friend Zone 

Chris Rock once said something like :--

You know one cool thing about women, women get to have platonic friends. "He's my pal, he's my bud, he's my pla-ton-ic friend...I love him like a brother, he's my bud, my platonic friennd."

Men don't have platonic friends. We just have women we haven't fucked -yet-..."as soon as I figure this out, I'm in there!".

I mean, we got some platonic friends, we go "Oh no I got some but they all by accident - every platonic friend i got is some women I was trying to fuck, i made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the friend zone - Oh No! I'm in the Friend Zone!".
"you're really great, you're just such a good friend" and a million derivatives there of. Most likely being said around the globe as you read this.
Friend Zone by Postman_Pat September 19, 2004
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Friend Zone Dodge 

When a female attempts to put you in the dreaded friend zone, but your game is on point and you successfully dodger her zoning attempt and make her your fuckbuddy or your girlfriend.
Jessica tried to friend zone John by calling him bro, but John friend zone dodged her and later that night they fucked in his bedroom.
Friend Zone Dodge by Book God April 15, 2015

Friend of Dorothy 

A homosexual male, from the character Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz.
Friend of Dorothy by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

friend-rock  

music played by your friends that you don't necissarily like, but that becomes inexplicxable tolerable when someone you know plays it, and that you listen to anyway, becuase you're supporting them
I first saw heard this word from Sufjan Stevens in a Rolling Stone Q&A
I hate emo but I've been to every one of Sam's shows, and suprisingly they were'nt so bad. But I still hate emo. I must be into friend-rock

Friend Love Story 

A snap private story where you talk about past friendships which didn’t last, how it all ended
Did You See That Friend Love Story
Friend Love Story by BadBitch009 February 21, 2020

friend at first sight 

when you know for a fact within minutes of meeting someone, you will be friends for life.
1) "I knew as soon as we shook hands, it was friend at first sight".
2)"You like Jameson irsish Whiskey too?! Man this is friend at first sight!"
Word of the Day on March 3, 2013

friend zone 

A realm of darkness and depression between hell and the earth's surface where innocent males are sent to by attractive/nice females when acting friendly as an attempt to build a good relationship with a female to interest them in a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship. This horrible place is to be avoided at all costs and all males are advised not to develop a crush on their close female friends in order to avoid this.
"So has (malename) had any luck with (femalename)?" - Generic person
"Nah, I don't think the poor guy has a chance at this point, he's waited too long and she put him in the friend zone by now." - Generic person's bro/buddy/pal/friend