flaber

One who goes on and on about how fat they are when they really don't need to lose any weight at all. Flabers commit the sin of 'flabbing', i.e. talking about how fat they are when they're practically anorexic. Flabers can be seen at the gym working out even though they have perfectly toned abs and furiously jogging with severely determined looks on their skinny faces. These people need to stop whining and just accept that they look fine and that they are in really good shape.

I imagine young Hollywood starlets to be such flabers with their private trainers and all.

Benny keeps flabbing, it's really starting to piss me off.

by Daisy St. Patience January 14, 2008

bonito flake

A beautiful guy who never answers your calls or follows through with plans. Esp. Japanese or Hispanic men.

Girl: Hey, so want to tell me why you didn't show up for our date last Tuesday, or to my prom, or my birthday, or that Animal Collective concert we were supposed to go to together, or for the talk we arranged over coffee?

Guy: Sorry, I've been really busy lately.

Girl: You're such a bonito flake.

Guy: Then why are we still together?

Girl: 'Cause you're so damn pretty.

by Señor Jibbie Harlem III October 9, 2009

faker

A girl who looks hot from a distance or from behind but upon closer examination is not. Also called a "40 ft. faker," "hot from afar but far from hot," etc. Fakers are very often blond and tan.

"Yo check out that girl up there!" "Nah, I say she's a faker"

by AnthonyR July 19, 2007

flaherty

someone who needs regular fucking (ie on the hour) or she gets quite testy and takes it out with general aggression. passive aggression, sarcasm, shit jokes etc.

also a general bitchwhore

'o you actually got out of bed before twelve good for you'
'stop being such a goddamn flaherty!'

by Gregoregory November 18, 2007

flakes

when the drug, "pcp" is sprayed onto parsley flakes.

"dem niggas be feenin' these flakes"

by zapzach May 17, 2006

dick flake

(n.) A male individual who takes a liking to the male anatomy that is commonly referred to as a "dick". It is also said for these individuals to have the tendency to be a person whose mannerisms, fashion, speech or personality is eccentric thus being called "flaky".

Person 1: "Hey did you see Marcellas at the dance last night?"

Person 2: "Yea, he was wearing that tight leather bodysuit and dancing around to Jennifer Lopez songs"

Person 1: "Wow. What a dick flake."

by c_s_a_filosoglou August 16, 2008

Christian Faker

1) Any Christian you meet anywhere

2) Anyone that goes to a church building (regardless of denomination) and have sing-a-longs about how good everything is and then sit through a lecture of the same kind.

3) Anyone who bases everything that they do or don't do, from the book called the Bible (which is the equivalent to the Koran for the Islamic religion, or the Book of Mormon to the Mormons). Also, if they talk to someone who DOESN'T know or believe what THEY believe, that someone is a lost soul.

4) The person who talks to you about how their belief is the right way and everyone should believe the same way or else it is said that one will go to hell (a place that is described as a place of eternal torture and pain).

Christian Faker: This morning in church, the pastor read this real awesome passage from 1 Thessalonians that read...

Friend: You know, I came here to hangout, not be preached at, ok?

Christian Faker: But I really want you to hear this; it so spoke to me...but alright.

by Dave The Symphony May 18, 2011