grandpa father

the guy that unloaded his load in your grandma, aswell as in your mother

grandpa father is defined as: because my grandpa is my father im mentally retarded, but still more intelligent than every fuckboy that is reading this now

by datboroboy January 15, 2017

the rod father

A long white pole usually rubbed and put under lots of friction in order to create electricity.

Sunny: everyone get a small rod for the lav
Zim: How about I just rub the rod father until its pulsating.

by Happy tight us January 18, 2017

Eskimo Father

One of your friends who has fucked your mother.

Hey Josh, I fucked your mom last night so from now on you can refer to me as Eskimo father.

by league fan August 29, 2013

Charlie Higson's Father's Payday

Charlie Higson's Father's Payday refers to a day in the future when it will probably rain. It is usually used pessimistically or sarcastically.

The phrase dates back to the early part of the 20th Century. It referred to a possibly apocryphal story. Each month, Charlie Higson's Father would have to go to collect his salary from his work. Grumbling, he would complain that because he had to go out to get his salary it would almost certainly rain.

People began to use the phrase colloquially when they pessimistically thought it was going to rain.

"Tuesday is going to be like Charlie Higson's Father's Payday"

by HeavierWeather October 3, 2013

just like his father

A complete piece of shit just like his low life dad was. Popping pills and beating girls. Smokin that blunt trying to fade his problems away. No job. No money. No where to live. Just bitches on the side. Shitty inspiration no motivation for college. You think music is your way out but you haven't moved 2 feet. You have to be on your feet to move first. Debt collection is on their way after that pos pfc who popped on a piss test and got the boot.

He is a piece of shit just like his father.

by JustSpeakingTheHonestTruth February 14, 2012

father

Male who conceived other living beings with his genetic material (semen).

My father is a good person.

by Coldandhot October 14, 2023

Baby Mothers (Mama) or Fathers

Baby Mothers (Mama) or Baby Fathers (Daddy) Syndrome (Term widely used in the African American and Caribbean Community)
Individuals who continues to have children by several Fathers or Mothers without at times being married to each other or taking responsibility for the child or children welfare and upbringing.

My Baby Mothers (Mama) or Fathers

by Fortherecord641 October 23, 2023