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Mouth Fap

An academic debate wherein the parties in question make circular arguments and often disregard the other points made in favour of restating their own perspectives over and over and over again. The "fap" indicates both the repetition and the self-pleasure experienced by mouth fappers.
"That conference panel was just a series of mouth fappers fap, fap, fapping"
by ICCats April 27, 2012
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fap off

two begin to fap. one finishes. one continues.
there are two people who disagree about who can out fap the other and so they have a fap off
by The American American November 4, 2013
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Fap Fiesta

1.) A party or gathering consisting of many Spanish descendants, all of which masturbate together in such Spanish culture.

2.) A party or gathering in which people of any race put on Mexican clothing, eat Spanish foods, listen to Spanish music, or simply speak Spanish to eachother, and fap together.

3.) When one man revolutionizes the standard party by showing up and fapping for all to see.
-Gee, that masturbation party sure does look disgusting.
-It's okay, it's a fap fiesta! Totally different concept!!!
by SexyKarlGuy6969 July 27, 2011
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Fap Cave

An area where a perverted child goes to masturbate after hearing a sex tale from another person. Please note, this is not also for children, this also works for perverted adults.
Also, a Fap Cave has also been compared to a Man Cave, but covered in Jizz.
Adult 1: I fucked her so good, turns out, clit licking works best.
Adult 2: Told you.
Child: *runs to fap cave, you fill in the rest*
by RAPEISAYRAPE December 30, 2012
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fap five

The high five two lesbians give each other after both have fapped to porn. Done online.
Girl #1: "GUESS WHAT I DID?"
Girl #2: "I dunno.. BUT I JUST FAPPED."
Girl #1: "ME TOO! -FAP FIVE"
by 217112358 May 18, 2011
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Fapping with a pickaxe

Doing the action of fapping with a pickaxe.
Fapping feels so good. It feels great when I'm fapping with a pickaxe.
by tristan1301 July 13, 2011
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Power fap

When you wank, fap or materbate purely and simply because it's the only way you'll fall asleep
Bob: "hey man you ready for your exam?"

Larry:" sure thing man had a Power fap last night before bed so I got pleanty of shut eye!"
by Public masterbater January 27, 2015
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