Fapped eyes on

A sexual derivative of 'clapped eyes on' meaning to see someone attractive and immediately think about fapping/schlicking over them.

Example 1
Craig: I knew Mandy was the one for me the first time I fapped eyes on her.

Example 2
I just fapped eyes on the new girl at the gym, I know what I'm doing later...

by Bartholomew Swank April 23, 2013

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fap off

two begin to fap. one finishes. one continues.

there are two people who disagree about who can out fap the other and so they have a fap off

by The American American November 4, 2013

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1.) A party or gathering consisting of many Spanish descendants, all of which masturbate together in such Spanish culture.

2.) A party or gathering in which people of any race put on Mexican clothing, eat Spanish foods, listen to Spanish music, or simply speak Spanish to eachother, and fap together.

3.) When one man revolutionizes the standard party by showing up and fapping for all to see.

-Gee, that masturbation party sure does look disgusting.
-It's okay, it's a fap fiesta! Totally different concept!!!

by SexyKarlGuy6969 July 27, 2011

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Fap Cave

An area where a perverted child goes to masturbate after hearing a sex tale from another person. Please note, this is not also for children, this also works for perverted adults.
Also, a Fap Cave has also been compared to a Man Cave, but covered in Jizz.

Adult 1: I fucked her so good, turns out, clit licking works best.
Adult 2: Told you.
Child: *runs to fap cave, you fill in the rest*

by RAPEISAYRAPE December 30, 2012

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