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Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick
I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.
by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010
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An Inanimate Fucking Object

The person or thing you take out your frustrations from a separate event on.
Chris: FUCK YOU YOU CHEATING BITCH! *Throws phone*

Kevin: Chris! It's a inanimate fucking object.

Chris: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!
by MonkeyDGoofy September 19, 2011
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fucking the horse

Also, "f-ing the horse."

1. An expression used to define something detrimental to someone's career or livelihood.

2. Any action that has a harmful effect on oneself or others around them.

Taken from Daniel Radcliff's decision to star in London's revival of Equus, a play about a teenager with a sexual attraction to horses, causing parents to refuse to see any more of the Harry Potter movies in protest.
Howard Dean totally fucked the horse when he screamed during campaign season.

Tim was f-ing the horse when he decided not to go to class at all senior year.

Stacy's decision to pose for Playboy while on American Idol was really fucking the horse; it ruined her chances of staying on the show.
by Christina S October 29, 2007
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Deer Fucking

The act of sneaking up to a house full of Christmas decorations and placing two of the deer decorations in a potion in which makes them appear to be having intercouse with each other then running away before the owners come out of their houses
Nathan texted his friend Bryce and said hey man want to sneak out and go deer fucking tonight?
by nateyboy37 April 3, 2018
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Fucking Whore

A dick-sucking prostitute, usually named Katie, who takes it up the ass and will fuck any guy who shows her an ounce of affection, then will act like its your fault when she's treated like a bitch.
Her Today: "Yeah, Cum in my ass. Ohhhhh. Your sooo hot!"
Her Tomorrow: "Your a fucking douche, leave me alone!"
You Today: "What a Fucking Whore"
You Tomorrow: "What a Fucking Whore"
by SuckmydickKate February 20, 2010
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fucking brian

A person in a group of friends that no one fucking likes. He is just there so you and your other friends can tear him down.
Shit guys here comes fucking brian
by Jesseeeeeeee August 6, 2006
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