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verb - the act of indiscriminately making changes without warning or consideration regardless of how it effects someone else.

she changed the locks without telling her roommates.

he moved all the furniture in the middle of the night.

"why you gotta facebook me like that?"

by mugwai64 September 22, 2011

facebook birthday test

A great way to clear some extra friends from your facebook profile, by deciding if they're worth wishing them a happy birthday or not.

When you see on Facebook that it's someones birthday they are automatically up to the test, and you decide to either pass them, or flunk them, according to how much you care for them:
1. They pass - you wish them a happy birthday by posting on their facebook wall.
2. They flunk - you unfriend them.

Jerry: Why did you unfriend Mel?
Kathy: She just didn't pass the facebook birthday test...

Jon (on Bill's facebook wall): Happy birthday man! Looks like you passed the facebook birthday test! LOLL

by BLULUp February 6, 2012

FaceBook foreplay

1.The act where two or more people attempt engage in Facebook activities on one computer in attempt to bring some excitement back into a relationship and /or raise desire of partners for human contact or conversation. Any attempt to use a personal computer,phone other device to entertain share teach or explain anything via Facebook expecting positive results. Always results in one or more people getting Facebook played as forplay is to getting laid

Fighting now more popular than fucking for college students according to recent Facebook poll! Kids these days are thinking flirting online will lead to to getting laid in the real world but its just Facebook foreplay for these facebook fucks. A Craislist pay date beats a Facebook foreplay fight!

by Thepoorkidscrewingdaughter dad January 8, 2014

Facebook Law Degree

Where a political events occurs and people on social media (mainly stay at home moms) voice their opinions and convince other people on their newsfeed that they are correct.

*scrolls through Facebook*
Jane Doe posted, "I personally think that gay marriage should be illegal because it says so in the bible and my husband said it to be true, so I know i'm right."

Viewer: Man, this mom obviously has a Facebook Law Degree since she seems to know everything about everything.

by Borbus Thurmps December 28, 2014

to facebook

To check the Facebook profile of every person in your vicinity you can remember at the moment. Similar to googling somebody, i.e. virtually spying.

I was bored yesterday evening, so I facebooked everyone from high school. And you know what? I still look way better than everyone else!It's so awesome to facebook people!

by green tea007 February 24, 2009

Facebook Insurance

Similar to joke insurance, facebook insurance is the mutual agreement to like/ comment on a friend's facebook status regardless of what it is, it is usually used to lessen the embarassment of having a really unsuccessful/boring status.

A friend will like/comment on your status, and you return the favour when they post a status, regardless if you have any interest to it.

Sharon is sitting down

*John likes this*

Person 1: Whoa Sharon and John totally have facebook insurance...
Person 2: Totally

by Latem September 1, 2009

Facebook Status Hacker

Facebook Status Hacker can be abbreviated FSH.

(noun.) One who writes on a friend's Facebook status, for the purpose of destroying one's reputation. The case in which the FSH writes on his/her friend's status usually follows their friend forgetting to log out of their Facebook, leaving their profile open for anyone to modify.

Will reads his status:
Will Owens "likes mad dick in his butt! Hit me up boyz!"

his response:
"Damn Facebook Status Hacker's fucking with my facebook! i am tight!"

by DKizzay October 19, 2009