Evan

A stupid, ignorant, prejudiced asshole whom no one will ever love.

Charles is such an Evan!

by Slurpymuk November 26, 2017

Evan Williams

Clueless beyond belief. A person that is so clueless they just don't contemplate life correctly.

Person 1:Hey Evan Williams go get the bong.
Evan: I cant find it.
Person 1: Its right there on the table.
Evan: What?
Person 1: FUCK YOU!

by gringolicker69 December 28, 2010

go downtown and run some errands

Masturbating, especially when really worked up

After spending an entire day at a conference with my sexy co-worker, I had to go downtown and run some errands.

by OnALeash August 29, 2010

Evan

He's the sweetest and funniest guy you will ever meet. He's great at guitar and will be one of your greatest friends.

"Evan is amazing"

by just that girl who like him June 28, 2013

Evan

The $exie$t man alive

Person: hey, Evan, you're stupid
Evan: no, im the $exie$t man alive!

by stuff and stuffffff May 5, 2013

Ervant

Basically the best person you will ever meet. That is, of course, if he is so unimpressed by you that he will never acknowledge your existence. Like a norwegian, but he doesn´t kill baby whales. Great all-around economist and renowned skeptic. Also, greatest boyfriend.Ever.

Look! Is that a Norwegian? No, he is much better looking; he must be Ervant.

by zebrasinchess February 5, 2010

Evan

A Fuck Boi

That guy is such an Evan

by urmomdatboi May 25, 2017