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Kiler Evans

Why am i in love with this mannnn tell me why.
Friend: "bro stop simping, hes not it"
Me; "what are u talking aboutttttt???? HES KILER EVANS"
by Urmommy22 January 27, 2022
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Kyler Evans

ye uh they got that emo sexy look and lowkey gorgeous eyes.
super miss understood, needs a friend update, scared of being alone but terrified of letting someone in.

someone u would want to spend a lifetime with, and who you'd want by your side through everything, weak but strong at the same time but someone who feels to many things and is too fogiving...
someone i need im my life but i know im going to lose.

If you know him, keep him.
If you want him, tell him.
hurt him, and i'll hurt you.
when hes hurt, my heart bleeds.
If there was a train coming, id push him out of the way so it'd take me instead.
I love you but you need to stop chasing people who dont feel the way i feel about you. Even if its not me, find someone who really loves you for who you are
by Urmommy22 January 27, 2022
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Evan's Gnome

Similar to the laws of thermodynamics, Evans Gnome is an immutable truth of the knowable universe:

"Nothing that only men like is cool."
Jim: "Joe Rogan and Elon Musk are playing Call of Duty."

Chad: "So?"

Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."
by hasbinbad October 18, 2021
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Kemper Evans

A name for a male meaning superior in looks. Kemper is what you would call someone who is extremely hot. A kemper is often funny and has a huge package.
Damn he is almost as hot as Kemper Evans
by People definer56 September 15, 2021
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Evan peters

A very attractive,slightly shy, incredible actor
You know Evan peters? That incredible actor well known for tate in American Horror Story.
by Clifbar July 23, 2021
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Kaden Evans

A cool guy whos got swag and is always saying oop and sheeeeesh. Loves tik tok, Black Pink, and Ariana Grande. Has 4 close friends. Is always having fun. Is black with a tiny bit of white.
Person 1 - Kaden Evans is cool
Kaden Evans - Periodt
by blink fantasy stan May 18, 2021
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Blue Evans

When you slap a birds ass that hard it leaves it blue and splotchy
Oh I was fucking a girls last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans
by Karmasutra69 August 29, 2021
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