Electrician

Also known as sparky or fucktard.
Spectacularly retarded individuals who spend their days pulling on electrical cables whilst dreaming about penises.
They get the name sparky from the lack of two available brain cells to rub together and generate a fart of a spark.

Diametrically opposed to fitters

''Who is that fucktard?"

"That's Kevin. He is an electrician"

"Fuckin sparkys. Deadset braindead fucks, the lot of them"

OR
"Copy, underground electrician"
-no answer-
"Fuckwit is probably jerking off a cable wishing he cock was this big"

by -Zaknafien- June 29, 2017

Electric

To get raging drunk.

"Hey man, what's up? Anything going on tonight?"
"Well, we've got a kegger in, so I figure we're just gonna get electric and see what happens"
"Cool"

by JoeW07 October 23, 2007

Electric Eel

The act of leaving a floating turd in someone's hot tub while jerking off at the same time.

The other night, while Curtis was jerking off in Troy's hot tub, he accidentally squeezed an electric eel out.

by Eel Master May 25, 2009

electrical banana

the process of shoving a pealed banana into a wall socket and somehow getting electrified

electrical bananas arent toys!

by me3 November 26, 2003

electric sex

adj: 1sexy 2when something eminates sex or exudes an unlimited amount of attractiveness 3 las vegas 4 when a chick uses a vibe

damn that chick is electric sex

by jack meoff December 26, 2004

Electrical Socket

During anal sex the guy makes the girl lay on her shoulders with her ass in the air and proceeds to shove his balls inside of her asshole while at the same time he puts his dick in her pussy. Thus resulting in a double penetration with his dick and balls.

Think of an electrical socket and an electric plug going into it.

by The Original King Dick January 26, 2010

electric slide

the act of deficating in one's own pants after being TASERED by the Police

On COPS, I some some trailer trash dude do the electric slide after resisting the police.

by Clifton Twist April 15, 2006