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online relationship

When two people communicate via text, snap chat, Facebook etc. and never speak in person to each other; can be hard to get out of.
"Omg Kyle is so hot and funny. Too bad it's an online relationship."
by xpl9 March 21, 2014
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res-erection

A random boner you recieve during a religious service.
Dude, I had a res-erection for 40% of that mass.
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erection eater

When young boys or men go to bed an erection eater roams the night. If the man or boy has a wet dream they became endengered of falling victim to the erecton eater, who can smell cum for miles. It is an ugly crearture that crawls up to your bed and bites your dick off and stores it in her pouch of penis's, and uses them to pleasure herself after sticking metal rods in them. The victims never even feel this but wake up to a penisless body. These occurances happen mostly in china. This is because the erection eater was once a young chinnese orphan boy who was raped and killed and swore to eliminate every penis in the world. After men relize what has happen they most likly kill themselves.
Jeff: Tom wheres timmy?
Tom: Well.... last night an erection eater ripped off his penis and then he killed himself.
Jeff: That sucks.
by tmacz jmilz February 13, 2009
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primary school relationship

the term for a relationship which involves no actual contact between boyfriend and girlfriend

and the relationship only lasts several days or weeks
tom:so how are thngs going with mary?

joseph:since i asked her out we havent even spoke,i think im going to break up with her

tom:o rly? but uve only been going out 2 days

joseph:yh but i dnt feel a connection

tom:aaw dude tht is such a primary school relationship
by robbehsword July 11, 2010
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Erection

1. When a man's penis is enlarged due to natural attraction to another person. Men will normally get a hard one after looking at woman who are posing in a manor that is 'stiffening' to a man. See example. Erections are also obtained during sex when fooling around with the opposite gender. However some teenage boys are unable to control this urge and often get an erection in an embarassing situation. Some men get an erection over another man ; this is the sure sign of being gay.

2. A building that has been created - generally through man made resources.
Description 1 : The man got an erection after looking at a semi-naked woman who was sucking her finger seductively.

Description 2 : The erection of the new school had been completed a day earlier than expected.
by Posa-D December 28, 2005
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Relationship Suicide

1.when your deciding or thinking to get back with an ex, talk to an ex, hang out with an ex..

2.doing anything that jeopardizes you're healthy relationship.
"Bob!!! its relationship suicide if you go talk or hang out with your ex.." said.. Tony Bologna
by graciaguitarist February 23, 2010
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mullet relationship

As coined by Joey Greco of Cheaters fame, a business relationship turned sexual behind the backs of the involved parties significant others.
The scene: Spencer is confronted in a parking garage by his livid wife after having been busted on camera making dirty bathroom love to his secretary.

Secretary: Spencer and I only work together, I swear!!

Joey: I think this is more of a mullet relationship...business in the front, party in the back!!
by Casandi July 6, 2008
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