dumped a canoe

Pooped on her peach (vagina)

Last night I dumped a canoe, literally pooped on her vagina

by Wiznut August 18, 2017

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Dump Clench

noun: The facial contraction that a person has when they are trying to squeeze out a turd.

verb: The act of contracting your face and gritting your teeth while you are squeezing out a turd.

My friend commented that my dump clench seemed rather intense and that perhaps I should eat some more fiber.

My friend walked in on me while I was pooping and saw me dump clenching.

by MasterChiefsBalls February 25, 2011

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When you don't like/hate your significant other and want to break their heart cause you don't want to be with them anymore. This could also be interpreted as ending your relationship with someone. Most relationships end because your significant other is either:
-Ugly
-Stupid
-Gay/ Lesbian
-Bad in bed
-Bitchy
-Not a good boyfriend/girlfriend

Gabriel (The boyfriend) : Hey Kelly, you're the best girfriend in the world and I love you forever :*.

Kelly (The girlfriend) : Fuck you Gabriel, I wanna party and have sex with 20 different guys all at once. I'm dumping you!

This is a perfect example of "Dumping someone"
In this example, Gabriel got dumped but his now ex-girlfriend Kelly.

by Eric Crabs Petersmith November 13, 2011

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