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Angry Bearded Dragon

A step above and beyond the typical Angry Dragon, wherein the male finishes the Angry Dragon, then throws a handful of shaved pubic hair in the partners face, causing it to stick to the semen, therefore giving the appearance of an Angry Bearded Dragon.
Dude, she's still trying to get rid of the hair on her face after I gave her the Angry Bearded Dragon.
by LtCuzco November 5, 2016
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chinese water dragon

Fish poop.. like the long stringy shit.. but it comes out of your dick after a long night of anal sex.
My boyfriend was really dehydrated and it gave me bad chinese water dragon
by Fuckingright November 19, 2018
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Water Breathing Dragon

When you insert a hose in the rectum/vaginal cavity and turn it on.
I can’t wait to try the Water Breathing Dragon with my girl.
by RandomUser03737 June 4, 2021
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Dragon Slayer

A man that will pursue and bed a dragon (fat nasty bitch). This man is usually of average or skinny size, this term does no usually apply to a fat guy with a dragon. The pair should be somewhat disproportional for it to be a legit dragon slaying
man, my cousin is a dragon slayer....look at the beast that just walked out of his room.
by FDD2 January 4, 2007
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Dragon Pussy

Pussy so fiercly good, it makes you cry when you lose it
All her past boyfriends were sad they lost the mystical dragon pussy...
by Donathan December 4, 2005
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crouching tiger hidden dragon

When pleasuring a woman in the doggy-style position, the 'crouching tiger hidden dragon' technique can be utilised. When an inevitable orgasm is forthcoming but not immediately imminent, the man displays the appropriate body-movements and auditory verbalizations to enact a false orgasm. (Note that the doggy-style position is necessary for the completion of this prank.) Before an actual orgasm takes place, during the 'cumming-facade,' the man orally ejects a salival specimen (ie: hocks a loogie) towards the small of the woman's back (ie: where you see the tramp-stamp) in order to convey the belief of seminal release (ie:cumming all over you). When the woman turns around in satisfaction, believing that the complicated act of coitus has come to completion, the man blows his reserved load into her face, taking her by surprise. "crouching tiger, hidden dragon."
by AudioWeaponSystem December 18, 2010
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angry dragon

A phenomenon that occurs during the act of fellatio, identified by the forceful exit of male ejaculate via the giving partner's nostrils.

Ed. A popular but dangerous misconception is that this phenomenon is caused by aggressive acts, such as striking, gagging, or causing the giving partner to choke. Actually, it is caused by placement of the penile head against the roof of the giver's mouth, toward the back of the throat, in such a manner that the male ejaculate is deflected up into the nasal passages.
Honey, you looked like an angry dragon!
by Ask my first girlfriend August 6, 2007
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