Ding-Dong

Reffering to a penis

"Ay, that girl got big boobs!"
"Actually, she has a Ding-dong."
"What?"
"He's an obese man."

by Jenndar-Da-Man June 12, 2017

The Chong Dong

A penis of immense size that bends space and time with its mass

Courtney- Hey Chad, you look like the kind of jock with the Chong Dong
Chad- Fuck yea, u down to have rough sex?
Courtney- Yea I’m down
Chad- *whips out cock, and the space time continuum ruptures*
Courtney- turns into a 2d shape and screams in terror as the world crumples and everything she has ever known vanishes before her eyes

by KKK77777 March 13, 2018

dim dong

1. a term to use when calling someone dumb, stupid, or idiotic, without being ableist

"ur such a dim dong"

2. an endearing term to call your best friend: a better word for "bestie"

"dim dong ur guitar is out of tone"
"i love you dim dong"

"Mao Ze Dong was a big dim dong"

by shu maltese January 26, 2022

Dong Draper

Getting a blow job while she’s on her knees behind you. She pulls your dong between your legs causing your balls to drape over said dong

Erin was amazing, took her home and she gave me a Dong Draper

by N8 Bach May 12, 2021

Hung Dong

An asian supermarket, commonly referred to as Hung Dong Supermarket.. Sells noodles.. rice.. and other asian stuff. They also sell potatoes and carrots. Wide selection of.. stuff..

Asian dude #1 - "My mom tell me go buy some rice."
Asian dude #2 - "I alway buy my rice from dat store, Hung Dong.."
Asian dude #1 and #2 in unison-"LET GO HUNG DONG AND PARTY!!"
*Flys away hand in hand*

by HungDongFoo. November 6, 2007

ding dongs

Illegal drugs consumed in tablet form taken while partying in night clubs e.t.c. Ecstasy tablets.

"As if had 7 ding dongs last night....thats bad!"
"Hey lets get messed up on the ding dongs tonight!"

by Famos Amos October 16, 2006

double dong

A two sided dildo. Great for penetrating two people at once.

Babymomma: Who is going to strap it on tonight?
Candice: I want to get it tonight, you strap it on!
Babymomma: I strapped it on last night. YOU strap it on!
Candice: Well, we could use the double dong and both get some action...
Babymomma: Snap!

by LJM June 11, 2006