Swan dive

When you need to poo so badly, you run to the bathroom, drop your drawers and poo mid sitting down.

I had to go so bad, I ran up three flights of stairs and took a swan dive as soon as I got to the can.

by Jujunum September 1, 2013

muff dive

when you make you'r way through a girls pubic hair filled with chunks of duck butter looking for the vaginal opening

for fuck sakes jill...learn how to shave i hate having to muff dive my way through

by spazzy jazzy January 18, 2003

Swan Dive

When a girl with huge boobs walks into a room. Like the guy from the Old Spice commercial, you just wanna climb up to the highest point of the room and jump down mimicking the motion used in the commercial. "Swan Dive!"

Girl walks into your workplace with huge boobs and wearing a low-cut shirt. As soon as she leaves, you look at your co-workers, hold your hands above your head in a swan-dive position and say "Swan Dive"!

by Swipa September 26, 2010

Swan Dive

While moving in to give a blowjob the girl or guy sneezes/coughs and gets poked in the eye by the massive boner.

"My girl totally has a black eye after she did the swan dive last night. It was awesome!"

by Hairless Chipmunk April 28, 2009

Nose dive

When a guy bends over into the doggy style position and tucks his penis between his legs so that it is sticking out the back, then the other partner comes in to give him a blowjob in this position resulting in his/her nose diving into his ass every time he/she goes down his shaft.

1) This chick was such a bitch untill she nose dived me.

2) my chick nose dived me and then spent the rest of the day brown nosing me. lol

by crazyMX October 21, 2010

forced diversity

When a piece of media adds minorities or women to their cast of characters and you got a problem with that because your suspension of disbelief is broken as soon as there isn't a certain amount of straight white men.

They're making this character black ? I don't know, feels kinda like forced diversity to me.

by moistmoth September 24, 2019

Plum Diver

A person or half man wherewolf hybrid who searches anal cavities for such things as plums, fruits, vegetables, etc.

"John tried to pull a Plum Diver on Billy when he passed out naked and bent over the rail"

by Radsom January 17, 2008