dad drunk

A special kind of drunk only achievable by men in their 40s after crushing Coors lights.

Those guys are so dad drunk right now, they can't stop talking about the '85 Bears.

by RealOne97 April 18, 2018

thong drunk

When you get so wasted, end up outside a bar/club on the curb with your head between your legs and thong half way up the back.

Girl.... look at her! She is thong drunk!

by G0ochie August 22, 2017

responsible drunk

Someone who is drunk asf but will not drive and will make sure he/she will get all parties with them home and then get themselves home safely

I was being a responsible drunk because I was so messed up but I didn’t drive and got home safely

by Blackgurl July 13, 2018

Mentally drunk

when you get so tired you sometimes cant think strait and you start being silly for no reason

someone: man your getting really mentally drunk!
someone2: i know, i think imma do something and put something on urban dictionary.

by MYsterious zanacara July 31, 2018

work shirt drunk

being intoxicated whilst one wears a shirt featuring their employer's logo.

Travis forgot his overnight bag at home. Looks like he's gettin' work shirt drunk!

by Travisncs February 8, 2012

Pukin' on Katie drunk

Getting so drunk that you puke on someone.

Last night I got pukin' on Katie drunk after I blacked out.

by arbarbarbar August 12, 2012

Lil' Wayne Drunk

When someone is so intoxicated that he/she starts to talk like Lil' Wayne raps.

Dude 1: Dude, whats wrong with him, did he have a stroke?
Dude 2: Nah, he's just Lil' Wayne Drunk

by vrk15495 May 25, 2015