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Delaction

Adrian: Excuse my delaction.
Simon: Asshole, you just nearly crashed into that winnebago!
by Adrian Hand March 12, 2008
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lucrative deception

A social movement originating in Kuna, Idaho in the year 2008. It is changing the world by upgrading the expectations and norms of people worldwide. Deception is measured on the lucrativity scale.
He has evolved, he must have heard about lucrative deception.
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oral defecation

sometimes i get confused (especially while drinking!!) and a turd comes out of my mouth instead of my buttle (butt hole)!!!
my mouth got confused with my buttle, (butt hole) i had an oral defecation
by michael foolsley December 20, 2009
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One Direction Hater

1. Someone who has a real taste in music.
2. A straight person.
3. A girl who is the opposite of a One Direction fan by listening to punk or emo.
Girl: One Direction is the best band ever!
One Direction Hater: Fuck you bitch! One Direction sucks ass! You have no real taste in music!
by HeavyMetalGuy360 September 24, 2016
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derection

A feeling a male figure may get when he sees a very unattractive woman wearing an exposing outfit. The opposite of an erection.
Today I saw Liz wearing a short skirt, I totally got a derection.
by moneybanks$$$$ May 21, 2011
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dejectile

Dejectiles are Projectiles coming out of your butt
Joe: Hey man, you don't look so hot.

Bill: Ya, I had the Counihan Cold last week and was spewing dejectiles all week, it was nasty as hell; thanks a lot ANGELA.
by Trumpkin Jim January 31, 2010
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Immaculate Deception

A little-known American Black/Death metal band formed in 1993 by a manic-depressive vocalist David 'Eblis' Bickle and guitarist Tom 'Mammon' Gallagher (the latter was released from prison after an alcohol-related accident at this time). While auditioning in New York the two exchanged ideas but thought nothing of eachother until they met their godsend: brutal percussionist and practicing occultist Gary 'Balrog' Jackson, who instantly recognized their talent and decided that if a band wasn't formed at that point, there would be no justice in the world. Not long after the trio took up tracveling and auditioning together did they begin to gather converts like a snowball. These included the talented bass player Randal 'Belial' Everson, who just recently graduated from college, and Wolgang 'Azrael' Grubb, whose experimental notions in music theory and keyboarding expertise contributed much to the band's overall sound. The result was one of the most intense and innovative American black metal bands ever formed.

However, Immaculate Deception had difficulty financing itself, and before long tragedy struck, for Bickle committed suicide in 1996, despite his exceptionally talented writing and vocals, he was never quite satisfied with himself or his accomplishments and thus his death robbed the genre of one of it's most talented vocalists.

The rest of the band began to lose morale at this point as well, and the band reached a funk that some say they have never recovered from. In 1999, while on tour, Randal had wandered off into the woods in Maine and has not been seen since. Foul Play is not suspected, but the mystery remains unsolved and the matter is not closed to the FBI. To make matters worse, Gary, though dedicated to Immaculate Deception since it's initial forming, died of a drug overdose in 2000. While Tom and Wolfgang recruited a new singer and bassist, Gallagher attempted to gain more promotion for the band by burning down a church! He did not succeed, but was caught by police and convicted in 2001. Having lost his will to play, 'Azrael' soon found a more promising career in a technical band called Bad Intro (is this a joke? I hope so).

Despite this constant stream of tragedy and inconsistency, Immaculate Deception has proven it's resilience, and with an entirely new line-up is currently active after releasing their latest album "Dreadthorne" which remains true to the band's original sound. The current line-up is:

Satanniel (guitars/vocals)
Geryon (guitars)
Mastema (bass)
Rimmon (drums)
Nisroch (keyboards)
Immaculate Deception will be playing with Metallivore and Asteroid! Watch out and praise Satan!
by Killing Kittens November 2, 2004
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