Dad Wedgie

The art of giving your dad a wedgie. Best possibility occurs when wrestling with him, he's bending over, sleeping, or if he's just standing in front of you when he's only wearing his tighty whities.

My dad always walks around the house in just his white briefs. So one day, I walked up behind him and grabbed the waistband of his fruit of the looms. Yanking upwards, his legholes snapped into his ass and he balls were crushed. He stood on his tippy toes screaming. Eventually, I was able to stretch them sooo far that I hooked them to his forehead making it a perfect atomic wedgie! My dad wedgie was a success!

by briefboy101 March 13, 2011

dad joke

Style of joke often limited to the dads of the world because anyone else would be able to see how embarrassing the punch-line and response will be.

>You know what a wok is don't you?
>(flatly) What dad?
>It's what you throw at a wabbit when you don't have a wifle. Hur hur hur.
>Ugh. Dad joke.

by HungryNoobivore February 3, 2010

Dad joke

A joke which makes son and or family member face palm because of how simple it is

Son: "i'm tired" Dad: "hello tired, I'm dad - Omg nice dad joke

by bigwangman March 12, 2015

Dad Buzz

When you have a few beers and get a nice buzz/warm blanket effect on your brain. Just like when your dad used to come home late after a hard long day at work, drink a few beers and fall asleep watching the TV feeling good.

"dude i'll pass on the whisky, I just want a nice dad buzz tonight."

by wh219 December 9, 2008

Dad joke

What makes a dad joke isn't just the fact that it is often lame, but rather a dad joke is told souly for the entertainment of the teller (dad) and not the audience.

My dad didn't notice me in the room and just tested a stud finder on himself, beeped, said it worked, and laughed with nobody else around him. Typical dad joke

by PeterDadBodLouis December 4, 2018

dad goals

A super cool dad, everyone loves that dad

Man have you seen Rich, he's dad goals

by Quan October 10, 2016

Dad Style

When someone takes umbrage when some one brings up a {social justice} issue in a way that reminds you of an old racist dad. Someone using words with latent homophobic undertones, racistmicro aggression}s or over the top negative stereotypes of racial or national identities. Usually dad style is delivered in an indignant, self serving and condescending way.

Carol O'Conner played Archie Bunker on the TV show All in the Family. He invented dad style.

by urbana503 May 24, 2016