oxford coma

A deep sleep brought on by an exceedingly boring grammar lesson.

Shortly after Mrs. Harrison launched into a spirited soliloquy about present participles, I slipped into an oxford coma that lasted until the lunch bell.

by former TRU employee October 6, 2013

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fat kid coma

When one gorges themselves with a excess amount of food leading him/herself to either complete vegetation or a state of un-consciousness (a state of behavior which is found commonly amongst fat children)

Stick a fork in me bc IM DONE!!!

by doubletrivs September 9, 2004

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Meat Coma

The use of meat to induce heavy sleeping...

Also, Name of annual fest put on by the A/V geeks in St. Petersburg, Florida..

"Those 2 steaks I ate last night put me in a meat coma."

by Brook B. December 19, 2008

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Oklahoma Coma

When a male inserts his penis into a females mouth and thrusts repeatedly until the female becomes unconscious.

Holy crap she isn't breathing, I think I gave her an Oklahoma Coma!

by K Bear February 6, 2009

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Sex Coma

Happens after a very long sex session , where immediately following sex you can't/don't want to move or do anything so you fall asleep and you can't wake up for at least 2-4 hours potentially even longer.

Babe I am never going to get anything done if you don't stop putting me in sex coma's all week.

Women: Babe you put me into a deep sex coma earlier.
Man: Oh yeah how long love?
Women: About 3 hours .
Man: Damn I'm good.

by Trouble869 October 21, 2016

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