Condom crusader

where someone steals all of the extra large condoms from the store.

Yo, did you hear? The condom crusader stole every condom in the store.

by Brookalyn<33 January 27, 2022

condom

a tasty snack.

person 1: im hungry what should i eat?

person 2: i have some used condoms i saved from last night

by peaness2002 January 29, 2022

commom

A mix of 'c'mon' and 'mom.' frequently used around the world. except the places that don't use the word "mom". or "c'mon". this is a common piece of knowledge.

mom: "Jimothy, you left your shoes in the freezer! I have to thaw them AGAIN!"

son: "commom, I'm going to be late for my anus surgery recovery appointment!"

by high, rising, bouncy, falling August 4, 2022

Condomhoover

Someone who after having sex sucks the condom up and absorbs its nutrients

My girlfriend sucked up the condom she is such a condomhoover

by Uno_Bruno October 29, 2022

Condom Game

Going into a store (usually a supermarket) and purchasing an amount of items ranging from three to five, one of which being a pack of condoms. The aim is to freak out the cashier clerk.

Tom played the condom game at Walmart yesterday. He bought trash bags, a hatchet, rope, cloth, and condoms. The cashier considered calling the cops.

by X CAT ULTIMA January 22, 2023

Condom Money

(1) a sum of money that is irrelevant, typically a small amount.

(2) The amount of money you are supposed to allocate for condoms.

Many people chase 'condom money' all their life.

by 3antasy April 3, 2023

Condomarcado

To be annoyed, pissed, or suicidal due to the actions from a person with red hair.

You know what, I’ve had it with Dylan Kaylor. He makes me feel condomarcado.

by RedHeadHater42 April 5, 2023