Clean up on aisle 3

If something is seen that is so epically awesome that you jizz yourself then a clean up on aisle 3 is in order

*Dave sees trailer for the new "Hot Taiwanese sluts go wild 5"*

Dave: Ohh dude that's awesome! Clean up on aisle 3 needed here!

by DennisMcElroy May 28, 2011

Barnicle Cleaner

After a member of the "Dirty Sailor" sailing crew has lowered his sweaty members into "Bukkake Resevoir" in order to "Drop Anchor" - the man-glazed testicles will be served up to the eager whale for thorough cleansing.

Captain MikeC raised the coated anchor towards the awaiting hungry mouth of Rikki Lake for a full dose of the "Barnicle Cleaner".

by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006

Cleaning your room

When you go into your room, close the door and turn the vacuum on so no one can hear you. You then begin to dry hump your bed. Soon you take your pants off and begin to violently masturbate. You get so into it you begin to throw things and knock things over and then you jizz everywhere.

Example of cleaning your room:

Jill: So why haven't you been answering my calls?
Brian: Ive been cleaning my room.
Jill: I hope you used the vacuum

by theking0514 November 4, 2010

clean the drains

To indulge in anal sex.

"Oh Heather, I see your on the blob again. Any chance you could take your leg off so I can clean your drains?"

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

Pissed Clean Off

The state of mind in which the person that is pissed is so pissed off that he or she will grab the nearest projectile weapon, trident, grenade, pipe bomb, mace, pastry blender, wood chipper, road sign, crow bar, nail gun, turkey baister, dental floss, circular or chain saw, blow torch, or a mexican for hire; and use them to exact punishment on the perpatrators.

"Meeker once got drunk and tried to rape me and my mexican...we were Pissed Clean Off".

by Lindsey Rowles May 13, 2005

Steam Cleaner

the act of moving from one end of the room while digging your partners face into the carpet while giving her doggystyle sex with the intention of giving them a rug burn on their face.

I heard john gave stacey the steam cleaner the other day. you should see her she has the worst rug burn on her face.

by b.kravitz July 5, 2009

Boat Cleaner

The best drug ever. You reach MAXIMUM HIGH for 10 SECONDS. Then the best part is, you die after the best 10 seconds ever. It is done by injecting boat cleaning solution into the blood stream, once done you will enjoy the perks of the best drug ever, then you die! yeah!

I am going to do some boat cleaner after school, see you in hell.

by Guy Guyson mc guy April 25, 2011