crackin' the clown

getting drunk, cracking open a forty oz., getting your buzz on, getting goofy on alcohol.

"tonight we're crackin' the clown"
(from the Toe Head CD "New Disaster")

by T.B. February 13, 2004

Cock Gobbling Ass Clown

A penis slurping moron.

That girl at the bar is a cock gobbling ass clown.

by pfsi November 24, 2009

Benzo the Clown

Used to designate a person either going to extreme (and usually obnoxious) measures to obtain benzodiazepine drugs, or under such heavy influence of said drugs that he/she is showing senseless or clownlike stupor.

1.) Hey, can you shut up Benzo the Clown over there? She's been demanding valium for over an hour, and threatening to sue the hospital if we don't give it to her.

2.) Look at Benzo the clown over there - so tranq'ed he doesn't even know his own name!

by Psych77 June 24, 2011

Clownfuck

During sex, one party gazes at the other, grinning like a deranged clown. Generally used as a tool to ensure the receiver of the clownfuck will never be interested in you again.

can be referred to as "clownface"

"How did it go with Anne the other night?"
"Well, she clownfucked me..."
"Did it work, are you gonna call her again?"
"Of course not, I can take a hint, I mean who wants to bang a girl that stares at you like 'It the Clown', I felt like I was having sex with Gary Busey wearing Joker make-up"

by The Latvian Riverbank September 21, 2011

douche clown

n. A combination of a douchebag, and a clown; a person so pathetic that it appears funny to everyone around them.

Wow that kid thinks he actually has a chance with that girl, what a douche clown.

by Boozer August 11, 2005

boxing the clown

to masturbate, to jack off, to rub one out

my mom caught me "boxing the clown"!

by M.Kelly January 5, 2007

Insane Clown Posse

a group of clowns who think they can rap/sing so they tell there fans to hate what they hate.

my life has no meaning, so i think i'll buy an ICP album

by pete November 6, 2006