Clogging

1. A damn good thrashing with a pair of cloggs, preferably to the knees and elbows.
2. General day to day business.

1. That guy got in my face so i gave him a clogging.
2. Hows the clogging coming along?

by adam and steve December 13, 2004

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CLOSER

closer-a girl that appears to be hot, until you get closer

bro1:"dude check out that broad in pink, man she's hot!
bro2:"naw,I saw her earlier, she's a closer"

by J. SPIZE May 18, 2004

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Danger close is first performed by inserting anal beads into your partners butthole. Then when your partner is at the point of orgasming pull the anal beads out of her butthole quickly by the ring and kick them away by the ass screaming "FRAG OUT!"

Janet:"Yeah Jimmy and I did a Danger Close last night!"
Jolie:"Wow that's crazy!"
Janet:"Yeah! My ass hurts so bad!"

by Hajsksks September 3, 2016

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clogged lizard

The act of putting a Q-tip into the penis and then getting jacked off.

I got a clogged lizard last night

by SC_UC March 4, 2007

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close reading

Reading a book in a state of exhaustion, resulting in ones face dropping steadily closer to the page.

I was at the library doing some close reading. Woke up and I had dissolved several verses of Keats in drool.

by Luke T September 29, 2007

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clogged drainpipe

two people engaging in a 69, enjoying one another. the person becomes so excited that they look down longingly at their partner. in the moment of passion, they look down and he/she sees a bunch pubes in their partners gloriously white smile

i.e. a clogged drain pipe

"hey, baby you have a clogged drainpipe stop smiling"

by billy blank December 16, 2008

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Clogging

Another term for intercourse between a man and woman. Generally an aggressive form of sex in which the man attempts to clog up the lady parts with as much of himself as he can. Usually used by millennials.

Zach: "Hey man, did you end up clogging Jamie last night or what?"
Nick: "oh yea... I gave her a proper clogging! She's going to need a plumber to clean that drain."

by chiclogger08 August 10, 2016

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